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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Maydup]

It doean't affect me, they can do as they like inside their own homes.

[Mamyalynne]

What I don't understand is, how did she manage to hide the rolling pin?

[venator]

I am still Spartacus

[Baldric]

It just doesn't do exactly what it says on the box!

[chi-chi66]

well I think it's common for ladies/women to drink pints...buy to halves.

[Maydup]

So its OK for a pensioner to say that but not for a teenager?

Thats complete brocolli and you know it.

[Psybbo]

I know it's somewhere in the kitchen but where?

[Bambiagain]

I'm trying to do my Latin homework. Cold somebody please define the term "non sequitur" for me.

[humbersloop]

So perhaps not done on our planned trip to Sellafield Zoo or village tour Glasgow by night then?

millions thank

[venator]

So I said I didn't want any, but I spoke too soon

[venator]

Non sequitur - sorry, I don't follow that

[Maydup]

For a boy we were thinking Eli Pilgrim George but MIL wants it to be Barry. Don't want to upset OH - feeling torn now.

[humbersloop]

do your own declensions bambi, you won't learn if you don't try...

[tonyav]

Well she said that she had lost them somehow, but I found them in the glovebox.

[venator]

Down in a deep dark hole, sat an old cow chewing a beanstalk...

[venator]

Raspberry raspberry raspberry jam

[DTCwordfan]

我的香蕉是嚴重萎蔫現在需要迅速
剝離

[humbersloop]

so I said, like,well I know you're the mother of his child and that, but we can still be friends on FB can't we? and she told me to eff off!!

I mean some people - honestly!!!!!!!

[chi-chi66]

you don't eat bananas naked DT no wonder it's wilting

[Charity]

I'm suffering from mood swings, shouting for no reason and looking very flushed. I've also grown a beard. Is it the menopause or am I Brian Blessed?