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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Mamyalynne]

I made it all with sticky back plastic too.

[Maydup]

Sloped off?

[tonyav]

Oi hang on, I know you bookies of old.

[Bambiagain]

I got a Blue Peter pencil

[EcclesCake]

If I fill my hot water bottle with tea will it be warm enough for me to have a morning cuppa without having to get out of bed?

[Bambiagain]

If you cuddle it all night and don't mind the rubbery taste.

[Maydup]

Which is which anyway?

[sunny-dave]

Only if you keep it in the Mrs Tiggywinkle cover ...

[Lie-in King]

Help! I'm in a play under the floorboards.

[Maydup]

We always say "Dad's moving the furniture around again"!

[Charity]

I've used recycled toilet roll - could I be pregnant?

[EcclesCake]

I only have an Ermintrude cover, would Earl Grey be better?

[Bambiagain]

In the words of Andy Renko of Hille Street Blues - I think I've just herneated myself.

[Bambiagain]

Hill..

[icemaiden]

I suggest a bit of lubrication would help this situation. Either ky jelly or wd40 should do the trick.

[icemaiden]

Oooops....looks like someone has already suggested that. Did it help?

[Charity]

Is 'probed by alien' a proper medical term?

[ladyalex]

What happens in Kirkintilloch, stays in Kirkintilloch

[EcclesCake]

What's foraging in your garden tonight?

[humbersloop]

Am I being impugned here??