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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[craft1948]

Is this the way to Amarillo?

[sunny-dave]

34d - 'glamping' < the reference is to traffic wardens in Brighton >

[Maydup]

oooops wrong thread

[funnygirl]

Ohh Ohh Ohh yes, yes YES!

[Mamyalynne]

I did not know Agoutis were partial to crumpets until today, you live and learn.

[chi-chi66]

what colour does a smurf go if you suffocate it? I can't get to sleep until I
find out, it's been worrying me. thanx

[chi-chi66]

Does anyone have any spare numbers from tomorrows mail reward.....TIA

[Mamyalynne]

7659-1955-6721

But be quick!!

[chi-chi66]

thanks mamy...

[venator]

goodnight all - why is it not dark, though?

[Charity]

The advert said using a three tiered steamer would be better for me than boiling everything but it doesn't get the stains out of my husbands pants - can I sue?

[Sipowicz]

Let's be careful out there!

[tenrec]

The only way is Essex.

[Charity]

A lovely young man gave me his seat on the bus yesterday - could I be pregnant?

[Charity]

Can I sell the seat on ebay?

[Sipowicz]

Have you been injured at work?

[Charity]

After 7 weeks of marriage to my soulmate I suppose it was inevitable that we would grow apart. I would like to be more experimental in the bedroom but he just wants to be penpals - should I be worried?

[Bambiagain]

Don't know how to Amarillo, Craft, sorry.

[humbersloop]

One day, nine hours and one minute to reach a thousand posts - without anyone going off topic! Is this an AB record??

[EDDIE51]

Yes it is illegal but only if it is thicker than your thumb.