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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Maydup]

Early night for bin day? whatever next?

[gness]

Sadly I am temporarily basqueless. Should I seek medical attention?

[humbersloop]

BArstward!!

[humbersloop]

^^ fer gness

[Psybbo]

Little sh-ts either empty and steal the bins or set them on fire so have to get up early to put them out

[vivandorron]

Someone earlier mentioned Viagara. Well one of its side effects is that, if the tablets are swallowed too slowly, a stiffness develops in the neck.

Ron.

[gness]

Fires or bins Sibton? When we had metal bins we could connect them to the mains. That was fun.

[Maydup]

Sleep well and I wish you a calm little sh**less night.

[Maydup]

Breast stroke is good for that Ron.

[Psybbo]

I wish gness
ron I don't know how to answer that

[shoota]

Jeez.....my neck's stiff!

[vivandorron]

humbersloop, Were you afraid to say Bastard.

Ron.

[vivandorron]

Purely for information the word 'Bastard' has been excluded from the AB's swear filter because it often comes up in crosswords.

Ron

[Maydup]

off-side shoota

[dogspit]

Seems like that old puzzler about being stuck on a topical isle.

[Sipowicz]

......Strangers in the night..........

[tenrec]

My cordwangler is stuck in reverse. Can anyone help? I've tried taking it to the vets. They charge too much.

[albaqwerty]

Should I teach my dog karate? Wax on/wax off. Or should I let him slip on the floor?

[tenrec]

If he is Kennel Club registered then he will already have some knowledge of karate. He should be able to take you for a walk, sniffing at every lampost, leaving messages at every gateway and relaxing with a juicy bone at the end of it all.

[boxtops]

gness, I have a present for you http://www.ebay.co.uk...=&hash=item3f0c231f47