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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[mrs_overall]

Bloody tourists

[vivandorron]

Bambiagain......I am wundering what you wondering and in doing so I am wandering. Let's get it right.. I know I is right cause I is Welsh and had a English teacher who spoke proper like I does.

Ron.

[rowanwitch]

Wuthering? mithering, pondering, wandering, wondering, meandering, contemplating perambulating.....

[excelsior-1]

wuthering ........... wuthering ............. wuthering heights - heathcliffe!

[Charity]

I had a ploughman’s lunch today.
He wasn’t very happy.

[Bambiagain]

Oh, I wander, wander why...

[tonyav]

It's me a Cathy Iv'e come home.

[Bambiagain]

Kate Bush

[rowanwitch]

I had a ploughman too his wife was a bit miffed

[DTCwordfan]

I've got a twelve inch penis; the girls on AB think it is only six.

Can anybody recommend any growth products?

[rowanwitch]

http://www.agwoodcare..._woodworm_killer.html

[tonyav]

I've lost me tape measure !

[vivandorron]

contemplating perambulating Does that mean you are thinking of taking out the baby in a pram.?

Ron.

[vivandorron]

Twelve inches DT.!! That's not a penis, it's a foot.

Ron.

[excelsior-1]

mine's only 4 inches ........ from the floor

[excelsior-1]

my friend says he has only 4 inches - but that is too wide for comfort

[wolf63]

Superfecundation

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I love that word

[Charity]

It's not how much you've got it's what you can do with it!
For instance I was first attracted to my husband by the way he licked his eyebrows.

[vivandorron]

Being very serious, I had a strange experience this morning.

I looked out of the kitchen window and saw in the garden what appeared to be a gnome. However, when I went to investigate there wasn't anything there. I paused, looked up at clouds which were beginning to form in the sky and there appeared to be the letters AB which then dissolved into into a sign, similar to venator's avatar.

I hope you don't think that I am going bonkers.

Ron.

[vivandorron]

venator