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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

Ron, lie on the couch and tell me your thoughts

[excelsior-1]

look everybody - ron has a mind!

[gness]

Sibton has ways of making men talk.

[Maydup]

Mind the gap.

[Psybbo]

Gness, unfortunately that's true, turning them off is the problem!

[vivandorron]

I have a mind to say nothing further. Just because I sleep under the bed doesn't mean I'm a little potty.

Ron.

[excelsior-1]

LOL ron

[gness]

MrsO`s cattle prod gives temporary relief.

[Psybbo]

That cattle prod would have been useful on your train journey

[Charity]

Should I use white spirit to toughen up the skin on my feet before I go fire walking?

[vivandorron]

I am off now to make some sponge cakes and have bought some powdered Viagara to help them rise. I have been told not to put Viagara in rock cakes mixture because it makes them too hard to eat.

Ron.

[gness]

Wouldn`t that have been the cherry on the cake!

[Psybbo]

Ron, tonyav, sunny-dave and dt will be round very shortly

[jno]

ah, the Soft Men of AB

[Maydup]

Soft indeed !

[vivandorron]

sibton..Do you think it might do me some good, lying on a couch alongside you. I think my worst fear is being suspended or banned from AB. Is there any form of Insurance which provides cover against such possibilities.?

Ron.

[boxtops]

If that's your worst fear ron, you're a lucky man :-)

[Psybbo]

Ron, don't know about you, but it would work wonders for me and I'll give you all the assurance you want (sorry insurance)

[tenrec]

Get the kettle on love.

[askyourgran]

I suppose I could think of worse things than laying on a sofa with ron, except when viv catches up with us.