Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[moonraker558]

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

[vivandorron]

bambi try typing <8n and put a bracket immediately at the end, without any spaces. This type of bracket ).

Ron.

[Psybbo]

Where the ---- have you been?

[vivandorron]

Who, Me.?

[Psybbo]

And what have you done with ttfn?

[ttfn]

I am reporting sibton for causing me undue stress.

Have just scrolled through all 95 pages to find bug whiskers has only posted on 3 of them (19,20 & 95)

[Hopkirk]

Unexpected item in bagging area

[ttfn]

No need to be so personal, Hopkirk ...

[Charity]

I've been tossing and turning all night - could I be pregnant?

[albaqwerty]

It would all depend on the wind direction.

[rowanwitch]

I had a bad experience at the dentist I said I'd rather have a baby ok make your mind up love and I'll put the chair flat

[Charity]

Grandad was in the shed whittling his wood for 2 hours last night - should we stop him watching Embarassing Bodies?

[rowanwitch]

Peaches, bananas two apples and some cherries
And a large latte extra shot no sugar

[tenrec]

[tenrec]

<7n)

[rowanwitch]

[tenrec]

My neighbour has a hernia. Is he allowed to park it on his drive or shall I ring the council?

[tenrec]

Stop showing off Rowan!

[rowanwitch]

ctrl c ctrl v

See the massing gnomish hordes
A veritable Army
That's because its Answerbank
Where most of us are Barmy

[tenrec]

ctrl + alt + del