European Ryder Cup clothes

[netibiza]

When did the European team change their shirt colours - when I was watching at lunchtime they were in blue almost the same as USA, now I'm watching again and Europe are wearing the ones they wore yesterday. Is this because we (the gallery) were getting confused with both teams?

[Robinia]

ooh great minds Vinny....only today I found an old unanswered Q tucked away that might tie in with a nice grotto for this yr, but I'll have to time it right so that we're in there for xmas...I'll keep working on it.
start de-fleaing your beard & take ya santa suit to the cleaners please, I'm not washing it, it got all ravelled up in the mangle last year & I'm still getting red fluff all over me bloomers.

[VINNY100_2]

ooh,I shall take that image to bed with me....hehe..!
nighty night..xxx.blimey.,just had a flash of lightning.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>followed by the ((((((((Bang))))))).(:o)

[Robinia]

no storms here (yet!) night night xx

[VINNY100_2]

Morning all.
nice day fer Ducks....!talking of which,hows are jude..spose with this weather,its a bit difficult for the gardener to tend yer bushes.Did you knowjno. .you could have a holiday in Poland ,and get yer teeth sorted at a 3rd of the price..!i read it somewhere,and there very good.
"Two chickens are standing on the side of the road.One begins to cross when the other one says:"Dont.
We"ll Never hear the end of it."
hahaha...good init....erm...chuck the Kettle on robinia....ive got a throat like a vultures bum...(:o)

[Robinia]

bonjour....
not a good day, very misty & cold & when it clears it's going to rain - oh whoop de doo....
better take this opportunity to clean the windows while no one can see in....why do people who say hello to you on the street quickly look away when you're cleaning the windows? I like wearing pvc round the house.

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey,loads of new sub-topics.....brill...erm..where do we stick the Birthday threads dear ED:o)

[Robinia]

oooh have we been expanded?....I have a couple of hrs in the garden & everything changes! why does time go so quickly outside? and look at the state of me nails.....I'll make us all some jam tarts later that'll clean 'em....

spiggy on toast please Vinny....make it 3 slices, I'm fading away.....

[netibiza]

Hello - where is everyone?? I think new Ed doesn't much like me, I'm always getting zapped, honestly I'm not a trouble maker. Jolly nice weather here today, cooler and sunny. How can I put the current page onto my desktop withFirefox, I still can't do it. George is fine, but I soaked the carpet and it all wrinkled and I had to stamp over it for ages to get it flat again. Hubby still doesn't know.

[shaneystar2]

Hi all ..been gardening ..lovely sunny day here ...could someone me show the way out ? I have got lost amongst the topics ..I was hanging around in Riddles but nobody showed up and then I found myself talking to myself somewhere else.
I'll go and spout off in beauty I think ...he he .....someone must want to know how to do a home perm.

[Robinia]

crikey I've gawn all dizzy from whirling in & out of all those revolving doors...

ne'er mind neti - you can go & set up a Primark stall in fashion (via shopping) but please remove your leopardskin leggings before you come out.

deep joyload shaney we have a garden category where we can talk wooly adelgids without that spanishish woman complaining....

[VINNY100_2]

Im exhausted...! Ive looked everywhere fer the Becks section...the ED said it was in there somewhere....she wouldnt be pulling me leg would she..! (:o)

[shaneystar2]

Vinny ..they haven't got a gin section either or one on how to to dry clean ones Butler.

[Robinia]

it hasn't taken long for the grumbling to start....I suspect those that will dislike the changes most are those who chat the most....in that case mission accomplished. So long as we still have our one single hidey hole I'm happy with it all....

mind you, that beauty section I suspect will soon be full of hair straighteners & square nails....but don't worry ....we'll soon have it stinking of Twink perm solution & Evening in Paris......

and I do think we needed a mystery trip category in Travel....

[VINNY100_2]

hehe..!we can all play hide and seek....now.
oh bu**er..robinia's found me in video's already..!
there isnt one on skittles either shaney...haha(:o)

[Robinia]

<<<flustered>>>>

bloomin' heck....don't let Vinny lure you into his video booth....I had to go out for a ciggy....& I don't even smoke... :o/

[VINNY100_2]

bloomin' heck...I needed one of these's....Ive never seen bloomers like it....hehe..!(:o)
did you borrow them from netti
its becks night ..tonight.....Im bound to get lost..!anyone got a tomtom..(:o)

[shaneystar2]

I quite like it ..only one moan from me and that's in the Q&P section anyway where we are used to order and tidiness !
I go in with me broom every day and shuffle'em around !
The only problem I have is ..I can't find the loos ,someones moved the Izal and Vinny keeps disappearing into a bar somewhere ...still looking for the Becks section I expect ..I hope he doesn't bump into me suddenly . and make me spill me gin.
The butler is now totally confused and is drinking Brasso in the pantry .
I think I will go over to beauty and advise how to stop your false nails falling off into your prawn curry.

[netibiza]

I'm getting completely flummoxed by it all, at least there's one good thing to come out of it, probably won't meet the people who don't like me!!!

[netibiza]

P:S: at last some kind soul has shown me how to put the current page onto desktop, deep joyload sorry Robinia I love your expressions so have "borrowed"it.

[jno]

goodness, pop out for some root canal treatment and the whole place is refurbished, the old east wing reopened, though still no door labelled Biddies. I read somewhere that the greatest pain any human could endure would be root canal treatment when the anaesthetic didn't work, and am in a position to confirm this. I feel as if I have been hit in the face by a cricketing implement. Have to go back on Friday for further study, and in the meantime I am guzzling cocodamols like sweeties as the dentist thinks it may get worse before it gets better. He also apologised for the non-working of the anaesthetic - he pumped me full of it but said severely traumatised nerves sometimes reject it and this was what happened. Extremely<i/> painful. I suppose we are overrun with Polish dentists too by now, Vinny, but this one is a nice gentle Iranian.