European Ryder Cup clothes

[netibiza]

When did the European team change their shirt colours - when I was watching at lunchtime they were in blue almost the same as USA, now I'm watching again and Europe are wearing the ones they wore yesterday. Is this because we (the gallery) were getting confused with both teams?

[jno]

oh blither, that is the second time in 5 minutes i have screwed up my italics, I shall have to stop posting until I am less crazed with pain.

[Robinia]

oooh, poor you jno.....here, have a hottie - best no toddy tho with all those meds.....if you need a little help getting around the new corridors I'll nip & fetch a golf buggy but I'll wait outside when we get to news & read my Woman's weekly if you don't mind....

[netibiza]

ah bless you jno you have my deepest sympathy, and my determination NEVER to go back to a dentist. xx

[shaneystar2]

Oh dear Jno ..nothing worse than toothyache .As bad as childbirth but at least with that there is an end resut.
Mind you ,just think that when the pain has all gone your gnashers will look lovely.
Take yourself off to bed with a hottie as Nurse says and hope you will feel better in the morning.
If it was me I would ditch the cocodamol and be swishing whisky around it by now !!

[netibiza]

If it was me, I'd be moaning and shouting and making sure everyone knew that I felt bad!!!!

[VINNY100_2]

your feel better tomorrow jno...dont worry..but dont overdose....what you need is a good massage..im on me way.......and I wont charge you...erm....you have still got loads of becks...(:o)

[shaneystar2]

Lock all the doors Jno ..hide any booze ,don't answer the door ..hide behind the sofa ..pretend you are out !
If he keeps shouting through the letterbox ....shake a can of Becks and squirt it at him.

[Robinia]

what's Vinny doing here anyway?
I thought he was out swilling becks & knocking skittles over .....

[shaneystar2]

Could someone guide me out please ...I am lost amongst the rhododendrons ,anagrams and riddle me rees .As for my history ..I can't quite remember who I am ....my beef stew has dried up and my Microfibre dusters are missing. ..as for shopping ..well the last I saw of it was Neti running through with a pair of Prada boots tied round her neck and my Butler has run off with a geneaologist and taken my Daily Telegraph .Oooh woe is me ..I'll never get the last clue in me cryptic crossword now.
And I still can't find the Izal.

[VINNY100_2]

morning all....blimey,we were almost on the next page....methinks there's a lot of people out there who are not happy bunnys...!And my skittles were cancelled,and I spent most of the nite in a drunken stupor,trying to get colours back on ab...and that website promised me it would work..hahaha...and then I had a dream about bloomers covered in red fluff....they really should stop selling that becks to innocent people..!(:o) right...anyone fer Toast>>>>>>>>
hope you managed to get some kip jno....

[VINNY100_2]

erm....blimey..where we moving to???all this excitement,And Ive just realized were on the last 30...??(:o)

[netibiza]

Morning all - hope jno is feeling better, and that you are all well and happy. Please leave a link to new Biddy home as I don't want to be wandering around these hellish portals for eternity!!!!(in my Prada's)

[VINNY100_2]

I found a little gem....no not that type shaney tut tut..!
Ready Steady GO ::::~~(*_*)~~~::::

[jno]

thank you all for your good wishes. It has not been pleasant (a) having a dentist literally laying nerves bare and scraping at them (I keep thinking of Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man) and (b) having pain so strong that prescription-only painkillers don't subdue it. However, I think the drugs are starting to work - I just have to keep them to hand and take them whenever I feel the last lot fading, even if it's in the middle of the night. Dentist says it should be easier today, and I hope he is right, but I must admit I'm still shaking a bit.

Irishman goes to a building site to look for work.
The foreman says, 'Well, okay Paddy, but I'd better give you an aptitude test. Do you know the difference between a joist and a girder?'
The Irishman says, 'To be sure, to be sure, Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.'

Sorry... that little interlude was just to see if my sense of humour is still functioning or if the drugs have killed it off.

[netibiza]

jno get on the illegal drugs and enjoy your pain - you won't even know about it. Oh happy day

[Robinia]

morning my dears....it's simply amazing what one may accomplish by spurning that journey into cyberspace that one is lured into whilst one partakes of one's weetypops....ain't it?

mysteriously I seem to have acquired a bazoom today....has someone been spiking my soup with hormones....? mmmm, or maybe those socks I lost last week have lodged in the whale-bones....

hope you're feeling better </>jno....I'll wait to smack you for that joke until you are....are we still allowed to do paddy jokes then? I had something along those lines but I was too afraid of being bopped with a shillelagh....

just passed some manic ole gal in a plastic mac
on the way in mumbling about no izal in the lav.....I'd better go & see what mayhem's out there today....

[Robinia]

* oops,apologies for making you only semi-bold jno

[shaneystar2]

I hope we are all feeling Ok this morning ..especially Jno ..myself Iam suffering with RSI of the eyeballs and the wheels on my shopping trolley have gone all squeaky .
It's dull and damp here and I ache !
I am off to forage around the sections ...if I am not back today send a search party .

[VINNY100_2]

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens
at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at
maximum
velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions
with
airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
the
windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and
a
gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the
engineer's
back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like
an
arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the
British
scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

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.
.

"Defrost the chicken" (:o)its sunny....!!

[Jude123]

Afternoon everyone I've missed a day haven't? I was that busy yesterday with the plasterer that I didn't do much on my PC. Hope everybody is ok and Jno hope you feel better soon. My dental problem has settled down now, nothing worse is there! The plasterer is the brother of my gardener but not quite as 'dishy' (that's an old word innit) but he is a bit more 'flirty'. Still he's done a good job so now it's over to my painter who just happens to be my gardener hee hee!! LOL. See you later ...............:o)