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i have been looking back through old old old posts today and there are a few things I have noticed, can you help me with them? There are a few names that keep popping up: Joshnoooman? Margeb? Russian? Ronnie? Nedflanders? Who are these people and why are they mentioned so much?
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well. Waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."!
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we would normally go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I replied nervously.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well. Waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."!
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we would normally go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I replied nervously.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked
Ned was a nice guy but he was in denial about climate change, and one day the waves just washed him away. Champagne still appears from time to time - dumped a loser boyf before Xmas - but georgit I think was banned by a new boss from surfing at work or something (it was a while back). People come, people go, and some are missed more than others.