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[Lady Muck]

Hi,

I suggest you free the China Doll.

It's clear to all that you are obviously jealous of the enormous influence that she held on AB along with her famous good looks, grace and startling wit.

She has also in the past been extremely vocal about the content of the AB Asks questions. It is understood that she may have implied a trained chimp could do better.

While I'm her biggest fan I can see that this could upset the Ed and Technical team (who are mere monkeys to her organ grinding) so I understand that you have had a knee jerk reaction and thrown her in the dugeon.

I suggest someone passes the key and lets her 'escape' or it's going to turn nasty around here. I do not want to come back with the mob!

You have be warned.
Lady Muck.

[4gottenabout]

Excuse me, dont forget me I've been in here since yesterday morning. :-( I'm innocent I tell you. Innocent!!

4getmenot

[dot.hawkes]

very eloquent and excellent spelling too, well done. Can i be in the mob please? I could bring watermelons. lol

[johnlambert]

I've put on the old combat jacket, blackened out my face, rounded up the troops (shadow man wanted to come but I need experienced real soldiers) and got AB HQ surrounded
* AB ED + TEAM!!!! RELEASE THE PRISONERS OR I'LL UNLEASH HELL

[4getmenot]

Yeeeeeeagggghhh*pant pant* I�m out, I called for Bigmamma and hid behind the door in my cell and kapow knocked her out with my bucket and ran. I�m afraid to say that China Doll didn�t make it.

[johnlambert]

No China doll?
can I have her shoe collection?

[4getmenot]

If you know where she lives I'm sure she will be happy knowing you have her shoes.

[Lady Muck]

I have it on good authority that China is being made to listen to Mariah Carey but she is refusing to give up any information.

She also says that if anyone touches her shoe collection she'll cut their bl00dy hands off.

I think we may have to start a revolution.

[johnlambert]

China? we were told she was dead!! thank the good lord she's alive!! but hold on, China is being made to listen to Mariah Carey? That's an outrageous breach of anyones human rights, who would have thought that the AB team would stoop so low?
I was only going to look after her shoe collection in order for them not to fall into the keeping of the AB Ed.
"well done again johnlambert, more quick thinking, quick man, back to B+S for more tea and even more medals"

[B00]

*pokes CD with a stick through the bars, whilst sticking her tongue out*

legs it >>>>>

[Gromit]

No China Doll : - {

It's like christmas without santa.

[Gromit]

FREE THE AB1

[Octavius]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but nobody who has ever been forced to listen to Mariah Carey can ever make a full recovery. CD is probably rocking backwards and forwards in a room somewhere in a �facility� in Blackheath and drooling whilst mumbling the words to �Mariahs Theme�.

Best we just remember China Doll how she was.

[johnlambert]

Damn, she was a fine woman who will be sadly missed, lets take a few moments to reflect on how much we'll miss her....
ok back to reality,
dot.hawkes you can have her lippy,
4getmenot, you get her CD collection
B00 you can have her mobile phone
Gromit, you get her dirty washing
I'll have her credit + debit cards, (well I'm not going anywhere near her bl00dy precious shoe collection, fmb's or no

[B00]

God i'd rather not Octavius, i'm still in therapy from the last time i thought about her. Can we not just totally erase her from our memories completely? Like she has never existed at all?



she's gonna kill me isn't she?

[Lady Muck]

LMAO @ Gromit I love you! (But I'm sticking with the incorrigable behaviour ;0) )

[Lady Muck]

William The medals in the post!

I should probably tell you all now that my lipstick won't suit you, see what happens if you touch my shoes for if you're looking at my CD's.... The mobile and finances are fair game.

Boo Yes. I am planning on hunting you down and removing all your fondant fancy priviledges... I have a long memory!

[Lady Muck]

And then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on....

(Now I feel unclean)!

[4getmenot]

oh yer I just said she didnt make it, she's alive still just didnt get out

[Octavius]

Good grief, who do you think you are? Lady Mu___ oh�.

Anyway, wasn�t it

�strength to carry onnNNNnnnnNNNNNnnnnNNNn oooh, ooh ooh yeaaaaahhhhh�? I reckon you need to be subjected to some more.

[Lady Muck]

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you, that is how I know you go on....

(They're upping the torture due to her resilience).