AB STORY

[undercovers]

Please each add one line to this story "James was wondering aimlessly, trying to take stock of where his life was going - he was concerned that there was something missing, something important, but he didn't know where he could find the answers he was looking for..."

[woofgang]

...feeling disinclined to talk to his college roommate, he flung himself down at the computer and logged on...

[IndieSinger]

... He got onto the internet and was immediately greeted with a pop-up which caught his eye. It was shocking. It was crude. But he couldn't turn his head away. His finger hovered over the mouse button, poised on clicking "Enter"...

[ICEMANSAV]

...waiting with utter excitement as the page began to take form he could clearly see the image of a ......

[bluedolphin]

The French Foreign Legion were recruiting...his mates older brother had joined years ago ....and had come back after 3 years after doing his time... had then become a mercenary ....looking around at his roomate and then his 2.5 more years studying enconomics he clicked on the pop u and then....

[beale]

......the strangest thing...

[dafyd]

all the power to the college went out ... there were several flashes from the tower of the cathedral across the green, and 3 beams of light shot from the bell tower to his window ... a little man, only about 6 inches tall, dressed in lederhosen and a bowler hat, was standing there, chewing on a rolled-up sweet wrapper. he took off his hat, bowed to james, and said...

[Cetti]

...he started to shake, he felt the blood drain from his face, his hands became clammy....surely not, it could'nt be - but it was, a....

[Cetti]

The order is wrong now undercovers - mine was after beale.

[bernardo]

It looks like the whole stroy has been completely mucked up at least twice by synchrography. Shall we start again? "Bernardo was waiting eagerly for his blind date, hoping that it would be Peter Phillips. A handsome young man came into the room. Bernardo looked up and saw..."

[ludwig]

Peter Phillips.

[zgma]

In lederhosen.

[Clanad]

Frau Griebe was standing with arms folded behind him. Her toe was tapping and she scowled... he knew immediately... this is not good.

[zgma]

He wished he hadn't stolen her pajamas from the clothesline last week, but knew there was nothing to be done about it now.

[bluedolphin]

Especially now cos he was wearing them and they were quite comfy.... "cripes" he thought ...what to do now ....his face was frozen in a half smile and half grimace...Hey..doesn't anyone knock around here he screamed at them and unexpectedly......

[SteveD]

...there came a knock on the door.

[undercovers]

"that�s more like it!" said James but the knocking grew in intensity, even Frau Griebe appeared to shrink from the sound, with every knock the feeling of impending doom increased within the room � BOOM BOOM BOOM� �hello� said James in a feeble voiced, he then croack �whos there?� At this the door slowly slid open, Frau Griebe fainted dead away as soon as her cruel eyes fell upon the sight half masked by the shadows of the hallway, James was chilled to his very bone to discover�

[bluedolphin]

Hagrid....who walked in and said....Oh, sorry about that! wrong door ! must run Fluffy will be needin his meals...bye now...and he turned and rumbled away down the corridor.... leaving the occupants speechless until......

[Clanad]

Frau Griebe was overcome by seriously impending flatulence...

[IndieSinger]

She trumped so hard that her cat, Helmut, got blown off the window ledge and landed on a...

[zgma]

foot.  Peter Phillips' foot, actually.  He shrieked "Off, vile cat! You'll snag my hose!"

 

Bernardo, meanwhile, was slowly inching his way to the door, so that he could...