Ablutions

[Connemmara]

Just a laugh here mind you - can anybody tell me just before you shower - you do your "business in the loo" - then you scour yourself with one of those green scourers majig with fantastic shower gel. Dry your orifices, between your toes etc thoroughly and meticulously and after that - you need to go to the loo again. Cracks me up never mind my ruddy crack that has to be cleaned again.

[Connemmara]

Maydup read what I said at the beginning of post.

[RATTER15]

Only a sand blaster will get me clean.

[Baldric]

I was tempted to hit report, then I remembered what the Ed said earlier today about leaving posts in situ to enable people to see the OPer in their true colours,
I'll go with that option instead.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Wow where's all the engorged sensitivity coming from.

[Connemmara]

I guess a hell of a lot of you use Facebook and so I think an apology is due from me - since I was only on it for a week - didn't learn much about it.

Snags this is for you - your postings never made much sense to me either... much as the majority of your posts.

[Mamyalynne]

Apolofy accepted from me - I use it very successfully as I do this site and others.

[Mamyalynne]

*apology oops

[DTCwordfan]

Now this thread is obtuse, even by AB standards, and I don't think that I want to know.

Night all and sweet dreams of all the various body parts you wish to bring into the old grey stuff upstairs.

[Connemmara]

Baldric - how do you make me out to be in my "true colours" talking about ablutions. You know you should have been reported many times for your comments. Think about that.

[Baldric]

Do tell conne!

[Connemmara]

sorry your postings would be too boring to reiterate

[gness]

Conne...how about you make a cuppa and head off to bed now....it's late and you're sounding a wee bit tired....busy day perhaps. x

[Baldric]

^^^^
Er, No!

[baza]

^^^ nor me

[Connemmara]

thanks Gness - it seems like some of my postings go awry not meaning to. May have some hot milk laters.

I genuinely do apologise to all those I have offended - I seem to be spending my life apologising for living these days and have of course have been hurt by some OPs postings that my posts are more less sh t to them. It has made me sceptical as to what I should post again - cos I type from the heart and soul.

[ELVIS68]

Conn, just a thought, maybe you should read through your posts before you hit the submit button?

[humbersloop]

conne, just a thought

perhaps on this occasion, it may not be the places you post from[i that've caused disquiet, it's the places you post [i]about]

[Connemmara]

Elvis I try to read them pretty thoroughly - made a huge mistake tonight didn't I.

[237SJ]

You don`t have to keep apologising Connemmara. It obviously doesn`t take a lot to shock some people. Don`t worry about it.