Ablutions

[Connemmara]

Just a laugh here mind you - can anybody tell me just before you shower - you do your "business in the loo" - then you scour yourself with one of those green scourers majig with fantastic shower gel. Dry your orifices, between your toes etc thoroughly and meticulously and after that - you need to go to the loo again. Cracks me up never mind my ruddy crack that has to be cleaned again.

[anneasquith]

'' wee in the shower ''''' just had a turn of the vapours :)

[Bbbananas]

Just being provocative Ann. :-)
Are you shocked ??!!!

[anneasquith]

im soo shocked ive had to loosen my corset :)

[Bbbananas]

I also think best answer should go to trigger for "is anyone else turned on by this....?"

I missed that reply last night and have just re-read it all.

[Bbbananas]

P.s. my answer would be 'no' but it still made me laugh.

[society]

I have seen it ALL on AB.

[sunny-dave]

I only come on here for the craic ....

[DTCwordfan]

Tits and bums, it's all here, Dave.