eaten too many eggs

[kitesurfer]

hi everyone I have eaten too many eggs and i need a way of reversing it. they dont sell prune juice out here so what is a man to do?

[Gormless]

Hot chilli sauce on baked beans, and enjoy the workout.

[kitesurfer]

Seriously Gormles I put chillis on EVERYTHING I eat. My body is immune to them now. If people taste the food I cook for myself they are in pain...

[mrs_overall]

Don't under any circumstances sleep with your head under the duvet tonight!

[kitesurfer]

why mrs_o? does that make it worse?

[Gormless]

I would love a chilli contest with you then.

I also have chillis with EVERYTHING except bolognaise. I have at least 50 varieties of chilli sauce in my cupboard, and 2 boxes of Dorset Chilli Nagas in the freezer.

Have you tried Pickle N Spice West Indian pepper sauce? It's made by a woman in her back kitchen in Harrow, and it is LETHAL. Do not go to work the next day if you have had more than a tablespoon with your evening meal.

[mrs_overall]

Think of the lethal fumes........

[joggerjayne]

Are you a bit bound up?

That's unclucky.

=0)

[Gormless]

And I've got a packet of Dorset Naga seeds (�6 for a packet of 20) which I am going to raise in an electric propagator next year.

[mrs_overall]

How many did you eat eggsactly?

[mccfluff]

try drinking vast quantities of cider :-)

[puddicat]

Kite surfer have you access to dried apricots and alike,loads of water and some excercise that will shift the blighter!!!

[kitesurfer]

i have eaten like 8 over a period of 2 days. Gormless I would very much like that challenge. I cant drink cider as I am trying to lose weight too and alcohol is out. Oh its such a predicament.

[puddicat]

omg you must be farting loads,you will have to go into solitary confinement!!

[Gormless]

We may have to conduct the contest electronically, with honesty of course. Round One is to have a teaspoon of Dave's Insanity sauce, neat, and see if it does not reduce you to prayers for mercy. Recovery time is about 1/2 hour.

[theonlyone]

Have a dose of syrup of figs ..liquid
Pickfords ..shift anything !!!

[kitesurfer]

u cant get it out here unfortunatelly.

Gorles where can i get hold of daves sauce? maybe we could do it via web cam?

[joggerjayne]

Who first decreed that it was macho to eat hot food?

Tha Para's ?

Morning, Sarge. Fifty mile run today?

No, lads. I've got a few spicy hors d'oeuvres for you.

Aww no, Sarge. Not the spicy food.

[Gormless]

Dave's Insanity sauce can be bought on the net, and if you are very lucky it may be on one of the specialist (i.e. expensive) shelves in Sainsbury's. My local House of Fraser stock it sporadically. Expect to pay around �6, and it is ferociously hot, rather more a suspension of capsaicin than a chilli sauce.

For a real hit though, buy some fresh Dorset Naga chillis.

http://www.peppersbypost.biz/order.asp

I go on about these a bit, but they are sublimely supremely hot. Last week I chopped just one into a pot of savoury mince, and boy! the next day I was wondering of it was wise. I am a seasoned chilli eater too.

I once came across a specialist chilli shop in Brighton, JoggerJayne may know where it is.

[Gormless]

Oh, you're not in England. You won't get fresh Nagas then :(:(:(

[joggerjayne]

Someone's asked me this before, Gormless. I think they were thinking of Montezuma's, where they will sell you chilli chocolate, amongst other delicacies.