rowan...no! no! don't give up on me.
Little story to make you smile:
I have a mate who is an eminent surgeon and he has had a mistress for 8 years whom he visits once every fortnight at her home. Well, at the moment they are in a phase of role play and the present theme is rape. He telephones her when he is about 15mins away from her home and she then puts her hair in a bun, puts on a sensible blouse and skirt and sits in the lounge reading a book.
He looks through the window at her, bursts into the room, drags her into the bedroom screaming (her not him) tears her clothes off and rapes her.
They both enjoy it apparently..............LOL