Loo Rolls????

[carlton23]

Why does a woman use a whole roll in two days, and a man uses a roll up in about two weeks?

[ChuckFickens]

One more thing to wipe?

[Mamyalynne]

Well don't you shake the drips off and we wipe?

[tamborine]

my roll up lasts 15mins

[Sqad]

Mamy eh?????

[wolf63]

My boy cat shreds mine or he knocks them into the bath.

[Mamyalynne]

Sqad I was referring to urination of course for defecation we all wipe, or am I missing the salient point?

[daffy654]

We have to wipe when we wee, not just when we poo.
However, a loo roll lasts more than 2 days in our house despite there being 3 of us here.

When my girls were younger we used to go through one a day, I could never work out why until my eldest daughter was diagnosed with an eating disorder, it turned out she was eating the loo roll to make her stomach feel full :(

[mccfluff]

i go through about one a week, am i abnormal?

[carlton23]

Daffy, I hope it was clean...lol

[Sqad]

mamy...LOL....I misread it :-) ( the we wipe fooled me)

[McMouse]

<<Well don't you shake the drips off and we wipe? >>

I thought you stamped.

[Mamyalynne]

Och!! a wee wipe, I see.

[snags]

''Well don't you shake the drips off?''

Er... isn't that what the shower curtain is for?

[Mamyalynne]

Well seems I stand corrected and men don't do that, my man must have been an oddity then lol

[whiskeryron]

I knew a guy who didn't shake it he used to wring it with both hands ( you should have seen his willie it was all shapes) Ron.

[Mamyalynne]

Can imagine Ron, was the bathroom soundproofed?

[Mosaic]

They need the extra tissue to mop up the tears of mirth engendered by living with a man who counts bogroll squares.

[anneasquith]

ladies. use the loo, and then precede to dry up the dribbles you men leave all over the place !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Old_Geezer]

If takes your woman 2 whole days ?!?!?!
I thought they all used about 3 rolls per go. Concluded it is all these diets they go on. They sit there ravenous and suddenly realise the calorie count of paper.

[ethandron]

it's quite the opposite in our house carlton. the men go through a roll in two days or less, whereas the ladies - me - make it last a lot longer. i reckon it's because men are full of sh....