Lent is nearly over.

[flobadob]

As if anyone gives a shiite.

[Sir Alec]

Did you give anything up for it?

[MarkRae]

I gave up moresomes, Sir A - what did you give up...?

[Sir Alec]

Nothing, I don't believe in it.

[MarkRae]

Whoosh!

[Cowtipper]

I gave up giving up stuff. It was tough.

[flobadob]

I gave up strawrberry jam but I think I broke it by eating a doughnut with a certain jam entwined.

[mike11111]

Sorry guys, but I still have a couple of days to go. Would love to linger for a chat but I was having a few bevvies and a bit of scran with the lads tonight when one of my so-called mates ruffled around the boa. No sooner had we gone out into the garden for a fag than I get picked up by the fuzz. Next thing I know I'm up in front of this Pilate guy. Tried to get my brief on my mobile but apparently he's ruffled around the boa for the Easter holidays, so God knows what state I'll be in the morning.

[flobadob]

Give up bullshiteing for lent mark

[flobadob]

Mike, broccoli.

[mike11111]

Thanks Flob. Where are your mates when you need them? This is gonna crucify me,this is.

[MarkRae]

> Give up bullshıtting for Lent, Mark.

I prostrate myself before the Internet's greatest living comedian....

[flobadob]

Then again blasphemy shall lead to eternal damnation.

[mike11111]

Indeed it shall. Oh hell, the high priest and the elders want a word. Will try to get back if I can get bail.

[flobadob]

Mark uses words sometimes, that I admit I have to look up.

[mike11111]

Like "a", "the" and "and".

[MarkRae]

Many apologies for the polysyllabics...

[Cowtipper]

I had to look up what "scran" meant. I suppose I could give up google, but that would be a nightmare.

[mike11111]

Scran is chow.

[mike11111]

Interestingly enough, you didn't have to look up what "bevvies" meant.

[Cowtipper]

The online slang dictionaries are great. Somethings don't translate well into US English. Going out back to smoke a fag has two meanings here, and neither are good.