Funny stuff, Mitch Hedberg, Should give you a chuckle.

flobadob | 23:04 Fri 21st Oct 2011 | Body & Soul

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I came across this webpage about a one liner standup comedian. I was reading through it and it's quite funny, reminds me of Stewart Francis from Mock the Week, though it should probably be the other way around. Enjoy if you wish http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

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scotman

I admit I had never heard of him but I like the site.
This made me laugh

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "

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You are a fast reader scotsman, I enjoyed
"I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential."

NOX

He's funny, I'm going to check him out live. My two favourites are:-

'I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "flump it, cut em up!"

'Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load Sugar into a truck.'

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Yeah, must check if he's on youtube.

flobadob

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I never noticed that he was dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g