how is sqad?

[rozia]

has anyone heard from him/her?.

[Sqad]

anne....yes......Mrs sqad but she dreading the flight more than me.

[tamborine]

and dont fly Virgin - too much excitement !

[anneasquith]

mamy......................naughty step now !

[Mamyalynne]

Soon be home Sqad, feel better soon I hope.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry Anne, could not resist lol

[Sqad]

Mamy....LOL...I can do with any laughs going.

[Mamyalynne]

It was the bright light shining in my eyes that did it, sorry lol

[anneasquith]

as i see it, mamy has the uniform, she could be your escort sqad. ( but dont let her near the drinks trolley )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

[DTCwordfan]

An aging man just had a heart bypass and was getting
instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict
diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at
least eight hours sleep a night.

"What about my sex life?" asked the man "Will it be all
right for me to have intercourse?"

"Only with your wife," said the doctor. "We don't want you
to get too excited."
________

[piggynose]

good ol´sqad, tough as old boots.
positive attitude helps also.
thanx for a helpful 2011, may you continue your ab gp practice in 2012

pn

[Mamyalynne]

^^ very good DT.


Yes Anne I shall be the hostess with the mostest.

[lilacben]

Welcome back Sqad ,sorry to hear everything didnt go to plan but hope you are now feeling a lot and will soon be back home with Mrs S. Brenda xx

[NoMercy]

I do continue to wish you all the best, Sqad, and wish you a prompt return home. X

[brenda]

Hi Sqad -- as you didn't send the money for my flight have not been able to soothe your fevered brow as promised. However have thought about you a great deal.So come on you old reprobate..hang in there-- and when you are discharged we all look forward to you being here again.Where would we all be
without your diagnoses, when our shares in Ibrufen have plumetted as well.
So come on my boy, we are all thinkinking of you with much fondness.Brenda x
P/S Prince P has no chance in my salutations in comparison.

[Sqad]

Brenda........Lol.......

[Ann]

To cheer you up Sqad, while you are waiting to go home .....

A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for the treatment he has had.

The nun asked…"Do you have health insurance?"

The patient replied in a rapsy voice…."No health insurance.."

The nun asked …."Do you have money in the bank?"

The patient replied…"No money in the bank."

Somewhat impatient the nun asked…"Do you have a relative who will be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment?"

The patient replied…"I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly.."Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God."

The patient retorted.." Then send the bill to my brother in law!!!”




Read more: A Catholic Heart Attack http://www.medindia.n...hid=477#ixzz1hlFpbGqM

[pussnboots]

Me and him indoors wish you a speedy recovery. x

[boxtops]

Puss - nice to see you (scuse me, rozia) - did him indoors pick up the news that our Henry-cat's back?

[Ann]

And another .... its a cracker!

A new arrival, about to enter a heart hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

[pussnboots]

boxtops, yes he knows, thought it was Rover??