Have You Ever

[Purple_Popple]

disgraced yourself at a company 'do' after having had one too many - what's the worst thing you did ?

[boxtops]

No, never - I wouldn't drink while I'm at a work bash.

[NoMercy]

"Have you ever disgraced yourself at a company do?"

No. Have you?

[ummmm]

Nope...

[askyourgran]

Nope, always conscious that there are another 365 days to work with the same people. I worked part time at an office but never went on the nights out with the girls. One of them was famous for getting drunk and stripping off, put me right off.

[China Doll]

Not so far. I don't drink excessively when out with work people.

[Purple_Popple]

No I havent, never would, some people just dont know when to stop imbibing...I remember at one 'do' someone drank so much they couldnt walk straight and kept crashing into people and things, they then collapsed in a heap and had to be helped up and propped onto a chair, depends if you know your 'limit' when drinking.

[Clanad]

I just had to have one last barbequed rib and, although I think I covered the burp, the hostesses dog took off like a shot!

[EcclesCake]

Depends on how you judge disgraced yourself, do any of the following count.....

1. Throwing up in a pub garden.
2. Sleeping with your boss's boss.
3. Telling your boss's, boss's boss he's a twonk.
4. Telling someone that you really disliked them but after a bottle of wine or two I now realise they are actually really, really nice.....and I want to be their best friend.
5. Can't remember the rest........

I'll leave you to decide how much of the above is true.........

[craft1948]

Yes..................I told a joke which included the word 'Lady Veg'

[Barmaid]

1) Shouting to the gathered company "I am a viking and this is my viking man" (there was a story behind this, just don't ask).
2) Throwing up in said viking man's brand new car........

Oooops.

[lcg]

yup.....photocopied my arse....and when i next went into work the little ******* had wallpapered the office with it. t'was quite a graphic picture!!!! x

[EcclesCake]

I'm delighted that our office do's where never held in the office.....within close proximity of a photocopier.......

[Smowball]

Eccles, Im sure that was your edited list!!

[askyourgran]

So am I after hearing about Maureen the Stripper.

[EcclesCake]

I know Patricia the stripper, who whipped off her draws to a round of applause.....

[MarkRae]

In 1924...?

[mccfluff]

yes. on my list of don'ts - is company dos and if i'm forced into attending i won't drink. although i'm a little less insane these days so i would probably be ok...

[EcclesCake]

Indeed MR....

[karenmac60]

God yes, but I'm not telling you lot about it ;-)