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excelsior-1 | 11:21 Sun 09th Mar 2014 | Jokes
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Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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If he called 999 why was he answered by 911? Is there some kind of collusion there?
14:52 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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i changed the first 911 to 999 - - but neglected to change the others
14:54 Sun 09th Mar 2014

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