albaqwertyI'll never forget the day when I found out nothing was worn under his kilt :-)
Oh gawd ! ( ah wench as a long memory ) I was trying to be an orthentic ( spelling I know ) Scotsman, Ah wench I had my dirk, sporran and everythingI was even up for the sword dance.
I have never really liked tattoos and they look bad when they are on the neck or face. As for dresses I have been known to wear a dishdash in the past to keep cool.