Keep In Mind..

[1ozzy]

.. winter is approaching down under.

I was considering this outfit for my daily trudge to the local shop.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/377317275029167666/

Do you think I'll blend in with the locals or stick out like dogs ***?

[Maydup]

Check in your wardrobe, I'm sure you bought something similar last year!

[1ozzy]

//Deffo need a scarf to keep the turkey neck warm//

And to think I nearly liked you Red.

I'm not that old yet!!

Flabby skin is still approaching dear girl, pull yer head in and behave!!

[1ozzy]

You sussed me out Bhg.

I've been nominated for the "best dressed man in the middle of nowhere award"

And I really want to make an impression that will last forever.

[1ozzy]

So pink shoes it is, pointy toed or blunt?

This fashion stuff is so confusing,,