Think I’ve Broken My Little Toe……… Grrrrr.

[Smowball]

Saw MrSmow off on his business trip, then went back in  to sort a few things. Long story short I was barefoot and ended up smashing my left foot - mainly the little toe - on a brick wall. Good god the pain, I literally cried. The phrase 'stubbing your toe' is an understatement. Can't even touch it without almost  crying. Already going blue with bruising. Have managed to tape it to the toe nxt to it as no point going to hosp, that's all they will do anyway. Can barely stand on it so am on bed with foot raised. Oh well, didn't want to do any disco dancing tonight anyway!!

[drmorgans]

 

Don't watch The Big Lebowski.

 

[calmck]

Ananase used widely in Portugal for bruises, sprains etc. It helps by reabsorbing the blood that forms in the bruised area and reduces swelling, available here in all chemists and health food shops

[Peter Pedant]

Tape it to IV is all you need do

[Peter Pedant]

Don't watch The Big Lebowski.

what does he chop it off and eat it?

[drmorgans]

 

 

 

 

The Big Lebowski revolves around mistaken identity and a kidnapping. Kidnappers send Lebowski a severed toe as proof that they have his wife. As far as I am aware it is not eaten.