Where are all the men ?

[Demongirlie]

I've just been chatting with my friend and both of us have been single for some time. And we were wondering where all the men ? All we've noticed lately are boys in men's clothing. Surely there amust be men out there who are intelligent, attractive, who have good sense of humour. Are we just being picky ? Has anyone else been experiencing this ??

[mistressminx]

not much scares me sweetie..was giving an induction!!

i have three tattoos,eye on my back, butterfly on wrist, and apple on ankle! And am working on more!

I have lived in West London, pretty near Heathrow, for most of my life, though if I had the chance I would move to North Yorkshire - something about the open moors makes me feel so at home...

now tell me more about you...

[danger*mouse]

mmmm.... sounds very nice. Have you seen George Clooney in 'Dusk to Dawn'? if so that's the kind of tattoo I have. I'm 36 but look quite young still and love reading, pubbing, walks with a lovely girl and just life in general....Hmm this is turning into a lonely hearts ad..

I love motorbikes and own an old classic which I'm doing up singlehandedly and it's my pride and joy. I live in North West London and once I get my own place I want lots of animals as I just love them.

What's this induction you're talking about?

[mistressminx]

oh yes, very very nice!!! i do like that tattoo!!!!

I have a cat - my baby, she's a big ole fluff monster, and I would not be without her. also have a psycho dog who lives with my mum.

what sort of books do you like reading? i normally have about three on the go at anyone time!!!

I used to go to yorkshire every holiday,to stay with my grandmother, and I used to go walking for miles. loved it. sadly, there is nowhere round here i would walk to!! (except maybe the pub, or Indian)

had a couple of new people started, so just giving an overview of what we do...i think i bored them senseless...

[danger*mouse]

I've just started reading The Historian today as I'm really in to vampires and stuff (yes I know I'm sad) - I'm not a goth though I just find the stories funny and interesting. I also really like Jack Higgins. But I read all sorts. I never come out of a book store empty handed!!!!

So what do you do then? Pretend I'm another new person. Are you in charge then since you're doing the induction? Bet you are, Mistressminx is always in charge....

[mistressminx]

are you kidding me...am halfway throught that book...this is so freaky...

and no, i am not in charge, Demongirlie is. and i don't want to think about work!!! ever!!! what do you do for a living?

[danger*mouse]

apart from being a paper pusher???

I work in a company that does medical research. Not anything to do with animal testing though you can rest assured.

I'm clocking off in a minute, nice chatting to ya

Whatever happened to Demongirlie?

[mistressminx]

glad to hear it..am a vegetarian!!!

nice chatting to you too, and she's been in a meeting all afternoon..poor thing!

am off in a moment myself, and woo hoo will not be back until Monday...gotta love that annual leave

have a great weekend, and enjoy working on your bike.

[Se7en]

Hi,Demongirlie, im back. This thread is so much more pleasant 2day dont you think. I think Zorros quip on the first posting of the day has clearly shamed everyone into being nice to each other.

This thread may run and run and break the record at this rate, which means you are gonna get a lot of emails filling up your inbox saying youve got an answer.

I trust your now home from work having fun, and on your 1st drink of the nite.

[Se7en]

Morning all

[Demongirlie]

I disappear for the afternoon to what can only be described as the most boring meeting ever! To come back to a full inbox.

You've all been very busy!!! and entertaining.

Se7en I totally agree with you about yesterday's thread, been sitting here giggling over MistressMinx and Dangermouse, its so nice all this chatting about similiar interests!

So what is the record for the longest thread ?

[Se7en]

Ive only been on AB about a month, but there was one in the Sport section, (controversial topic - the thread was pulled about 3 weeks ago by AB, legal case impending about the "issue" - im sure you can guess what im talking about).

that had about 600 entries before the thread was pulled.

[Zorr0]

I see Ive wipped you lot into shape, you're all being civil to each other. My job here is done. im off to fight for another lost cause.

[Demongirlie]

Really ?! How controversial for ab to pick up the topic if its the one I'm thinking about, not being very ofay with sports. Hope I spelt "ofay" right.........

600 well we're at 152, so thats a long way off, who knows if we'll make it.

yes Zorro seems we've learnt the errors of our ways, but for how long I wonder.............

So Se7en any plans for the weekend ???

[Se7en]

I think AB were worried the footie players in question may sue the site or the people posting comments.

I wasnt out last weekend as I was off last week with flu/cold, so did not dare go out on the beer incase anyone from work saw me. So I will have to make up 4 it this weekend. Prefer to go out Sat nite rather than Fri, as am too tired on Fri from all the hard work Ive been sciving off during the week. Will go to Town on Sat nite. Like Sunday afternoons in the club for darts & pool 4 a cupple then off to town to finish say 7, so enough time to recover for work the next day.

And you...

[Demongirlie]

I'm kinda the same, Fridays are commissioned for movie and take out curled up on the sofa.

I've got new furniture coming on Saturday, so have to stay in for that and have a discussion with my sister as to where to put it all. Am hoping to pop out to our local gardening centre to pick up some compost in order to re-pot some of my plants, weather permitting. And check out some plants for my mini front garden. Sunday will be spent tidying up the house and maybe a jaunt to the pub for an afternoon roast.

All very docile really and un-exciting.

How was your course yesterday ????

[danger*mouse]

Demongirlie

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Baby don't you understand I wanna be your nasty man? I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean
24 carat gold I want the night to grow cold
I love the taste of whipped cream spread it on the top of me
You know I can't resist you girl
I'll fly you all around the world
I wanna see your body drip come on let me take a sip
To calm what you cherish most
Cause we're not about to brag and boast

[Demongirlie]

Jimboy2 where ever you are I think we may have found you a friend in dangermouse.

Dangermouse have you confused me with your sidekick Penfold ????

[Se7en]

Have you got a new playmate Demongirlie. Where's Minx to put him in his place?

[danger*mouse]

Se7en, I like the sound of Demongirlie more than Minx. Demongirlie sounds so sweet and down to earth, just my type of woman

[Se7en]

Course was borin as hell 4 a change, unfortunatly Ive got to go on several of these a year. Why did I choose this career. I thought being a bean counter wud make me a lot of money (obviously a myth).

What do you do 4 a living Demongirlie?