Two Clitorises??!!

[spannerhead]

When going down on my new girlfriend I noticed that she had two clitorises. I was slightly freaked out by this, I asked her about it and she said that it is rare but that I shouldnt let it bother me as it doesnt bother her. Has anyone ever heard of this before cos I certainly havent?! Help.

[Goodsoulette]

funky moped, i am a endless source of shyte information cause i use sites like this.

[zara 4]

Actually se7en yeah,cos you men haven't got super spin have you?And PhilBy,half of the time,yeah you're probably right!

[PhilBy]

Why is then Se7en my wife is getting a new kitchen and she wants the washer (that thing I dump my mucky clobber next to) under the worktop .......... Maybe it has something to do with me having two!? :-)

[PhilBy]

Blimey! Just thinking of it going into super spin mode has brought tears ro my eyes :-o

[Se7en]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you mate, Philby, but its clear your wifes having an affair. Come on why do you think women always insist on doing the washing when your out at the match. Its not to clean your clothes!!!

[Zorr0]

Nice to see everyones getting on so spinningly just like that "other" thread on here!

[PhilBy]

Just hurt my big toe now kicking the life out of the Zannusi.......... Blimey I even know it's name, does that make me one those 'new men' ??

[Se7en]

Philby if your wife screams out during lovemaking "ohhh Zan-tanstic" you know its just the washing machine shes cheating on you with!!

[zara 4]

Are you single se7en?You sound like you could do with loosening up,do you own a washer?

[Se7en]

Zara Im on here having a laugh not to nark people. Have yourself a good nite.

[zara 4]

I'm not narked just winding up,bless ya you sound like a larrrrfff! nite se7en!

[Jennykins]

Two, wow! How many breasts does she have?

[PhilBy]

My wife is the silent type Se7en, she usually has the pillow in here mouth :-)

[PhilBy]

I managed to change her from a 'her' to a 'here' ........... will be pulling rabbitts out of hats next :-)

[Goodsoulette]

I just pulled a rabbit out of my.... oh never mind!!

[Se7en]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

Was that the word you were looking for Goodsoulmate

[Goodsoulette]

Goodsoulette says "put your frikkin glasses on and get her name right" if you want to talk about rabbits with her!! tut tut

[zombie1000]

Unfortunately it means "she" has undergone a sex change op..........sorry!

[PhilBy]

Not too sure where you are going with this rabbit thing? I think may comment may have been to subtle for you and has gone floating over your head..... never mind dear, have a cup of coco and get yourself back to bed.

:-)

[PhilBy]

BTW. As stated in another post I am wearing my wifes glasses at the moment as I managed to sit on mine whilst trying to learn how to pull rabbitts out of a hat :-)

(The last bit about the rabbitt is a white lie so don't give yourself a headache)