morning rise

[tinkertontom]

why do men always wake up in the morning with an errection and why is it regarded as being in good health

[Quizmonster]

Basically, because a full bladder - which normally happens overnight - prevents blood from flowing out of the penis.

[spaced]

you mean urine! Would be VERY worrying to find a wet bed due to blood and not urine.

[Bluemukka]

No Spaced he meant blood.

As you know when the penis becomes engorged with blood it becomes erect. A full bladder would hamper the blood flowing back out of the penis - rather like a balloon being blown up and hindering the flow of water down a plughole.

[CLOWN TICKLE]

Its also because mens sex hormone levels reach their peak at this time of the day

[kazminx]

Its just another tool men were gifted with, but it can also be received as a gift if you know what i mean. my son is 9 and tickled pink with his morning surprise..loves to point it out to his red-faced mum too!!!! such is the life of man!!

[jno]

no doubt he'll still be doing it in 20 years kazminx, though to someone else. I daresay it's regarded as healthy beause it demonstrates that the organ still works.

There was an old man of Stamboul
Who soliloquised thus to his tool:
'You've taken my wealth
And destroyed all my health,
Now you won't even pee, you old fool'

- Kurt Vonnegut, I think

[Quizmonster]

Thanks for making my point clear, Bluemukka. It didn't even occur to me that someone might interpret it as suggesting the blood would flow from the visible opening into the outside world, as it were! But what the hey!

[LazyGun]

Its a sign of good health because a/ you have woken up ie still alive, and b/ you have a woody so all the tackle is still working.

Reasons to be cheerful, I would say, and a sign of rude good health as our Victorian forefathers might say :)

[spaced]

quizmonster/bluemukka, apologioes fo my misunderstanding. Yes, I took it as, excuse the pun, coming out of the aforementioned "japs eye".

When I wake up with a boner in the morning, i make sure its not wasted and turn to the other half.....

[Zorr0]

Ive always wondered why my sword is always sharp in the morning.

[Bluemukka]

That's Ok Quizmonster, and I'm a woman, which reminds me of the real reason for a gentleman's morning glory.

To prod his missus in the back and also "tempt" her into having sex. Ahem ;-))

[Ethmer]

i think it is the reverse of Quizmonster's answer.

It is a fact that during an erection it is impossible for a man to urinate. Accordingly, i think it is nature's way of preventing a man from urinating during his sleep (and dreams) when his bladder is full.

Think about it. If Quizmonster's answer were correct then the man wouldn't ever be able to pee because his full bladder would always be keeping the erect penis from relaxing to the point where peeing was possible. In fact, there have been many times during waking hours that i've had a full bladder but it never caused an erection.