What is your most embarrassing moment?

[dancealot13]

My little sister, Leah, at the time was about 2, in a stroller,in a changing room with my mother trying on clothes. This was back in the 80's when shoulder pads were really in. I was was in the waiting area with several other people. My mom was trying a blouse on and noticed one of the shoulder pads had fallen out. Leah yells at the top of her lungs for all to hear "MOMMY!!!! YOUR BOOBY FELL OFF!" ;)

My mom walked out of the room blushing and chuckling. I was very embarassed. Of course now I look back and laugh at it. Kids say the cutest freakin' things.

[Litchick]

I was at the public pool (maybe 12 years old) and was, ahem, fully developed by then. I saw a really cute boy and tried to catch his eye. Imagine my delight when he swam up to me (I was sitting on the ledge with just my feet in) and said "nice swimsuit." I looked down all proud to see that my boob had fallen out! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! lol

[dancealot13]

Litchick - that's awesome! How funny! thanks

[yinyang]

My boyfriend ( now hubby) took me to Paris for my 21st birthday.
I had heard about frenchmen but even at that i was surprised at the amount of attention i got that afternoon. Whistles,cat calls and even tooting horns followed me wherever I went. It was only when we went back to the hotel to get changed for dinner i realised I'd been walking about with my skirt tucked into my knickers!

[Litchick]

I didn't think so back then!!! Do you know I still get all squirmish thinking of that! tee hee

[Litchick]

Oh yinyang! I feel for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yinyang]

Thanks. That was 12 years ago and i still always do a rear view check before leaving the house.

[Se7en]

I was 16, 1st job - been there 2 weeks, leaning back on my chair whilst drinking a cup of coffee, fell backwards onto the floor, coffee cup still in hand, coffee itself all over my white shirt, lying on my back on the floor just as boss came into the room. Took about 3 years for evryone to stop laughing!

[dancealot13]

Laughing's great! I havent thought about this one in a while. I was living in NYC, and It was the begining of spring, the birds were out, the sun was shining and I had a brand new outfit. Red/maroon pants and a sexy black shirt, with 4" stelleto's. So I decided to take the long way into work which ment walking several blocks. Well there happened to be a festival going on near central park (tons of people), and I chose to walk right through it all strutting my stuff. I get to my building and am about to walk in when this women grabs my arm nicely, and says "Excuse me Miss,.... but your fly is down." So I look down at the damage....and not only is my fly down, but my black shirt was pertruding through the hole!!!

Aaahahhhaaa, I just about died!!!! LOL Well that humbled me real fast!

[ermintrude35]

....ooh so many to choose from!... ok I was running a cafe in a busy seaside village in Wales, it was a quiet day everyone was at the beach , in walked this drop dead gorgeous guy and his girlfriend, they sat down and I went over to take their order (they were talking in English)... as I was standing behind the counter I shouted to the staff in the kitchen ( in Welsh ) " you all gotta come out here and see this gorgeous lad, but don't make it too obvious, come out one at a time" ...so they all did, and as each one went back into the kitchen we passed remarks about him in Welsh... the couple ordered dessert, coffee, and as they were leaving the bloke said " thankyou girls, for a lovely meal ...and for all the compliments " ...in perfect Welsh.... I still blush now

[PhilBy]

On my very first 'grown up date' I ordered a cravat of house white :-(

[Supernick]

Whilst travelling around Australia I'd been staying in this hostel where the dorms were fairly large, and I'd gone out with a few people and got chatting to a girl. We were getting on like a house on fire, but I was getting far too drunk. One thing led to another and we were feeling fairly amorous, but with such large dorms, you couldn't and wouldn't do anything in full view of everyone. I decided that we could lay a mattress in an out of the way bathroom and lock the door (I can't believe how classless this makes me sound - I'm not usually like this). Everything was going well, until the owner of the hostel barged in during the 'act', because I'd forgotten to lock the door. Apparently everyone was being kept awake ;( Worse followed when the next morning when not only was I forced to make an apology in front of everyone in the hostel about having more respect for others (with them all p1ssing themselves laughing), but also the girl was kicked out the hostel as she was on a last chance. Simply horrible.

[alfiebrady]

Not my most embarassing moment, but...

I was about 6, and in school. The teacher had given us all ink pens, rather than the usual pencils, to help us improve our handwriting. It wasn't a great success - the nibs were scratchy, and the pens leaked, so we all had hands covered in ink. After a while, I couldn't stand it any longer, and wanted to get it off. If a child wanted to leave the classroom, they had to ask the teacher's permission first, so I joined the queue at her desk. There were about five kids in front of me, and my attention was taken by the encyclopedia that the boy in front of me was holding - volume B. As I progressed towards the teacher, I'd been reading over his shoulder at the first entry which he'd had open, and continued as the boy discussed it with the teacher. It was about 'balls' - all kinds of them, cricket balls, footballs, rugby balls, how they were made, the trajectory of a ball in flight, spin - fascinating. He finished, and the teacher asked what me what I wanted. I replied, in a much louder voice than usual, it seems, 'Please Miss, can I go to the toilet and wash my balls...'

[Litchick]

alfiebrady, I can't stop laughing!!!!

[alfiebrady]

Neither did the rest of the class - thankfully, it wasn't too long before I could as well.

Do you know what else? The teacher just said, 'yes, of course you can'.

[dancealot13]

Alfiebrady- Ha! the teachers response makes it even better!! lol

[Tock389]

When I was at university, I went back to a girl's house and we proceeded to the bedroom. As it got to the crucial moment, I realised my condoms were in my jacket in the lounge. I scampered downstairs, naked and..ahem...aroused and retrieved them. As I was about to leave the lounge, her housemates (four girls) suddenly came through the front door and piled into the lounge, to find me standing to attention, as it were....Embarrassed? Beat that...

[lizw]

When I was 'signed up' for The Brownies. The Brown Owl made me do my oath and told me to do the Brownie Salute which any proper Brownie knows. I didn't. I smartly saluted her as though I was a soldier. Hand smartly to head, straight back, eyes front - the works!

Couldn't understand why the rest of the room of ten year old gits were falling about laughing.

Never got over it!