The Opposite Sex....

[whiskeysheri]

Is there something you've always wondered about the opposite sex? Why they do the things they do? Perhaps we could answer them...... x

[aka pixi]

grrrrrrrrrr to WM and funkymoped

lol boo there is that as well

[Ward-Minter]

I want to know why women think Jaffa Cakes are so special.

Why they say no to a fry up, then steal a sausage right from under a mans eyes.

Why women think childbirth is painful.

Why women think Titanic is the greatest movie ever.

Why women think its OK to talk on the phone for hours when the caller lives 500 yards away.

etc etc etc

[*Zeus*]

Yes...his own house...I think it was the same nite he went out on the beer in one of Sharons dresses aswell coz she hid all HIS clothes to stop him going on the beer !

[KateMerrills]

Ward - minter - I take it back I'm not sorry, not sorry at all! : )

[*Zeus*]

Im not really sure how to use MSN actually...I have a reg...but only really talk to my brother on it.

youd have to tell me how it works

[aka pixi]

WM

Jaffa cakes are special because they are okay???
We say no to a fry up cos we dont wanna get fat but then cant resist nicking a bit when you got it on your plate.
We dont think childbirth is painful, we know!!!
Ermm not sure about the titanic one lol
Phone one, its cos were lazy cows lol

[Ward-Minter]

Strumpets are rarely sorry.

[B00]

WM- when you've passed something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a glass then I think you can talk about childbirth, until then....shut ya pie hole ;-)

[whiskeysheri]

Lol @ Boo. Nice one ;o) x

[KateMerrills]

Go to the MSN home page, click on the catergory Connect, then choose MSN messenger, tellme whenyou have done that

[Gill 05]

LMAO Good one B00 :-)

[Ward-Minter]

I am sorry, but childbirth is not painful. It may smart a bit granted and those stitches may sting later on. But painful, nah.

Also why do women.....

1) Fill in crosswords wrong

2) Fill up the car to the nearest pound and not til the end.

3) Buy expensive toilet paper

4) Buy juicers, then spend a fortune on fruit juices.

5) Do not like Elvis movies

6) always have an ugly friend.

Why oh why................

[whiskeysheri]

Can I get in on this MSN loving, Kate & Z? x

[aka pixi]

why do fellas just whinge on all the bloody time? lol

[aka pixi]

hey gill :)

awww i keep doing a :) and expecting a proper smiley to appear lol

[Gill 05]

Ward-Minter, you go **** a pineapple then come tell me if it hurts or just smarts a little :-)

[*Zeus*]

I have MSN Messager open

[Gill 05]

Hey pixi :-)

[lilposhgirl]

whats a strumpet?! and y hav i never heard that word before?

[KateMerrills]

Ward -Minter!

I have beautiful friends only, I always fill up to on the dot, I dont do cross words coz I'm always on here, Elvis movies, well enough said really and toilet paper - do you just shake it then coz if you used expensive toilet roll you would appriciate it more! hee hee hee....