Neighbours

[aka pixi]

What are your neighbours like? Just curious as right at this minute mine are having yet another slanging match. I have turned the telly off as usual to listen, cos its much more interesting listening to them then This Morning:) They argue at least once a day at full volume and when they arent arguing they sing love songs to each other at the top of their voices. Not sure which is worst actually lol

[redcrx]

Oh yes 4getmenot's drunken naked guy was a really nice surprise at 3am banging on my door and demanding his clothes back ???

Im not the 'dead' neighbour, she lives about 4getmenot and i live next door.

An old next door neighbough i had was once heard screaming at her husbnad to get out of the house. His reply was 'Im eating my breakfast!' she counted down from 10 (badly as she was a bit thick) and he was constantly screaming that he was eating and wouldnt go til he'd finished. Then i heard him cry 'youve stabbed me in the eye' and it all went quiet. That was a great one.

[dumb]

I am PMSL redcrx!! I would have been howling ha ha ha

[4getmenot]

******* my self loads? And redcrx is so ungrateful. I even cleaned her flat for her when she was away :-)

[peterd]

Where I used to live the couple used to argue a bit & once the girl just shouted at him "just hurry up & get off me". He never looked me in the eye since that episode

[dumb]

peeing myself laughing

[redcrx]

I didnt say i was ungrateful?!

He did have quite a cute bum, but thats all.

As for cleaning my flat, what neighbourly thing do you do when cleaning it? Please tell all.

[redcrx]

sorry that should say did you do

[dumber]

my neighbour told me she was getting a drum kit. I pretended I didnt mind as shes such a lovely lass, but really Im cringing inside. I think I will have to buy a job lot of earplugs

[4getmenot]

Ok I went to do washing up for redcrx realised there was no washing up liquid went back to mine to get some and when I came back I couldn�t get back in and I�d locked her keys in her flat. Usually not so bad as she has spare key but I�d left tap running and she was 2� hours away. So she ended up paying for a locksmith to get door open. :-)

[Rubyrose]

When I lived with my ex we used to turn off the telly everytime we heard our neighbours row. It was great fun to little to. She was a little philippino lady and the insult weren't her strong point but she was feisty. Lol. Ahhhh good times.. Lol.

My neighbours are fine though. We have lived in this house (my mum and dads house) for 15yrs and we have never had awful neighbours. We had the same neighbours for about 10yrs and I was good friends with their children as they are my age but after about 5yrs my mum had a row with their mum and things got awkard until they moved. But other than that.. Now we live next door to the Vicar. He has alot of guessed who park in our drive which bugs my dad but it could be worse. :o)

[stevie-p]

my neighbours are tops!!! just like family so im well happy,but i feel for you who have bad ones as i lived next door to perhaps the biggest horses bottom of all time once,knew it all ,done it all,seen it all...but actualy new nothing,and they were such an ugly looking family.

In fact im sure they held a beauty competition amongst the family...and NO-ONE won !!!!!

[lia*]

mines are just like me; i don't want to see them, they don't want to see me. everyone hides from each other in my building. but we are ther for each other in times of need.
strange bunch huh.