How much would you steal?

[sexyrussian]

Of course stealing anything is wrong but what amount would you consider serious and what amount would you consider stealing?.I really wanted an i-pod mini and my Dad said I already had an i-pod so was not allowed one so I stole one.I would consider what I did as mild robbery.I think it was worth about 130 pounds but was wondering what you would see as serious robbery.

[raysparx]

I'm off to fill another condom, I am in demand good job i'm full of sperm, If i was a creature i'd be a" Sperm Bank Whale "!!!!

[horsestache1]

Ohhhhhhh, can I get pregnant too.

Would I get a council cave?

[loukr]

erm surely if �130 isn't alot of money... then you'd be able to buy yourself one rite, instead of thieving.. which is abit pathetic really!

[raysparx]

of course you can get pregnant, i'll get another condom, hope it don't leak in the post !!!!

[raysparx]

no caves at the moment sorry,unless you are a one legged polish or russian lesbian with a stolen i-pod !!!

[nicnicnic]

I cant stand people that steal! Why should you get something expensive for free, when the rest of us work hard to pay for things?! Why should we pay because you were greedy? You already have an ipod! in fact I cant decide if this thread is a joke! Im not usually one to get annoyed on here, but if you're serious, you need to start living in the real world. I would be annoyed if someone stole anything from me, because I worked so that I could have it!
Maybe I can understand if you were trying to feed a starving family, but I doubt you have any children who are in desparate need of ipods.....

[kazminx]

im more concerned that she got arificial insemination on our health service!!!! bet its not human sperm they used...probably mrs harris's donkey's!!!

[PinkFizz]

lol kazminx!

[kazminx]

didnt you say you had never actually had sex...which means you are a pregnant virgin....im sure ive heard a story like that somewhere before??? anyone read the book??

[sexyrussian]

A girl in my class had the i-pod and she went for her exam and left the i-pod in the bag.I just grabbed it and kept it.I was lucky she has grest taste in music.

[whiffey]

Lucky, lucky, it could have been The Sound of Music, or the theme from 633 Squadron.

[PinkFizz]

what a load of b***ocks!!

[whiffey]

Buttocks ? Are we back to bottoms and piles ?

[PinkFizz]

sorry whiffey - i will elaborate -
WHAT A LOAD OF BOLL*CKS!!!!

[kazminx]

i smell *****!!!

[whiffey]

Hi PinkFizz, in re: 633 Squadron I actually agree, but "The Lonely Goatherd" is a tour de force of soprano yodelling and was filmed in Wales and is not how you describe it at all.

[PinkFizz]

ummm,Pardon Whiffey??

[whiffey]

Yes, sorry, it was Scotland.

[kazminx]

Вчера в Казани состоялось официальное открытие новой инфекционной больницы. Это здание на проспекте Победы - самый древний медицинский долгострой в республике....there you go ruskie, you said you could translate if i posted a passage in russian for you so on you go...although you have been awfully quiet today!!!

[sexyrussian]

You are trying to me mean.I AM Russian and this passage is about there being loads of hospitas in Russia and yet even more are being built.