i have discovered after 25 years of intense research

[dot.hawkes]

that i have Russian ancestry, my options are:
1) embarrassing
2) limited
3) never ending.

go on, you decide.

[dot.hawkes]

keep goin i have all night and it is water off a ducks back mate, waste your pixels on me i dare ye

[Peri]

Dot - you're not trying to tell us you are the real anna or at least daughter of same - after all these years. Toss us a faberge egg.

[painterman]

not old enough sweetheart, but old and wise enough to know when questions on here are rude and inappropriate.

[dot.hawkes]

oh no i ain't the anastasia bird peri, i can't sing fer toffee, but i love a bit of faberge tho but

[dot.hawkes]

u read up a few weeks greenie and then get back here when your better informed and say that, but then, u ain't really a greenie are ye, so u know full well the historical references lol nice try sweetheart

[painterman]

boring boring boring. - i'll watch out for you and your arrogance. you'll prefer it if i steer clear of you in future no doubt.

[dot.hawkes]

aha gave yourself away there with that comment, busted and unclever.

[dot.hawkes]

and u ain't no bloke lol

[baileys]

Dear Dot,in all contimplation i sympathize with your dilema

dont get drawn down

[dot.hawkes]

I ain't lowering myself baileys , no pockets in my shroud but someone may wake up with a crowd round them

[baileys]

she's just a ****

[dot.hawkes]

I know, but doing so well, i give her 9 out of ten for the Trojan horse method, underused and undervalued on AB but a common occurance on CB

[ELVIS68]

dot, the only connection you have with Russia, is the Vodka ;o)

[dot.hawkes]

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh, pass the tonic water

[ELVIS68]

Is that a shhhhhhhhssssssshhh for schweppes or a p!ssed shhhhhhssssssssssshhhhhhhhh?

[dot.hawkes]

well WM I have to say i did once have a liaison with an SAS guy from Hereford, (he had been humping rocks over the Brecon Beacons for 2 days) and he proclaimed to be part Russian, but seriously, my ancestors were merchant class apparently and therefore rather well to do.

[johnlambert]

at least your not french, what could be worse than that?

[dot.hawkes]

Elvis it is the former if u get the reference and the latter if u don't lol

[dot.hawkes]

oooooo, now u mention it john...........