Men

[miffy63]

Why can't men ever wipe a kitchen work surface. I've just ventured into the kitchen and there are coffee granules, sugar, breadcrumbs, the odd smear of marmite and splodges of milk everywhere? I don't think I'm having a good day and no I'm not pre menstrual!

[rugeleyboy]

if we did it what would you have to moan at then???

without us men giving the women of the world something to moan at, your life would be boring!!!

[thebigchill]

Thas it, tar us all with the same brush, one man does it so it must be true of all men. Tut tut, you should be ashamed of yourself!

[Kay]

Cos its the law...as my old man says..lol.

[whiffey]

I keep my kitchen surfaces spotless. Please remember as well that we don't eat off them, so it's purely cosmetic, and all of my tenants died of natural causes.

[Craig007]

It wasn't me, i dont like Marmite! :o)

[laurence2]

i,m very house proud, The mother-in-law comes in for some stick when she comes around, she either puts T-bags in the kitchen sink {why did they invent bins} or she leaves the T-spoon on the kitchen work surface after she has stirred her tea.

I don't like untidy people who can't keep themselves or their house tidy/clean, its a real pet hate of mine

[miffy63]

Laurence2 will you marry me?!

[laurence2]

miffy63, i,m very flattered but i'm already married, my wife could'nt believe how overboard i clean, where talking eating dinner of the toilet floor, its something i enjoy doing believe it or not

[laurence2]

better re-word that, i meant my toilet floors are so clean you could eat your dinner of the floor, not ''i enjoy eating of the toilet floor

[miffy63]

Actually you sound a little obsessive about cleaning, all I want is a clean kitchen side! Oh, and the toilet seat down.....

[PatriciaH]

Thats why id rather do the washing up myself........

[Cobra.]

miffy

i suggest u cime nowhere near my flat then. Im a disgrace

[laurence2]

miffy, i'm not as obsessive as i'm posting, i just like a nice clean/tidy house as you never know who might pop around, where not talking 24/7, i just like keeping on top of things{no jokes}

Ps, i can't stand ironing tho

[miffy63]

Ok cobra I won't.

[puzzled54]

I can tell what sandwiches Mr Puzz has made for himself by the crumbs etc left in the kitchen. I can also tell if he has made a flask of coffee to take out with him, so I know exactly what you mean miffy.

[Sphinx_Svens]

I'm a man ... it's predominantly MY kitchen ... and it's always spotless.... next question

[tradey]

you cant class every man the same my husband is so house proud he always cleans up after himself

[steviep165]

just got in from a soiree for the other halfs step mother and am delighted to see this thread.
i hate the house being dirty, and i am "blessed" with a partner and kids who i am sure take delight in making a mess just to bug the tits off me, espesh in the kitchen. my solution was to brush all the crumbs and rubbish off the kitchen counters and dump it in their beds when they'd left for work and school. didnt work, they'r still a bunch of tramps!

[Backdrifter]

Woman. Why can't they ever stop making ludicrous generalisations about men?