i met this lady

[bobtheturkey]

down at the the local woman's institute bring and buy sale she was selling fruit scones and our eyes met over the Tupperware boxes, i took her to my local bingo club and we had pie and chips on the way home, my cortina is quite unreliable these days and sure enough it broke down, while i was under the bonnet fiddling, my date proceeded to come up behind me and grab my slacks in a very private area, i was very taken aback by this and told my lady friend that it was much too soon, she then pulled her dungarees back up and stormed off into the night clearly offended, what should i do? i cant get her out of my head and i see her lovely facial hair in my dreams and smell that slightly musky odour exclusive to women of that age i think i have made a terrible mistake :(

[robbo82]

Does Mrs H know about all of this?

[laurence2]

You,ve been had Bob, it was the pie & chips she was after, i hate it when guys like yourself take women like this out on a wonderful date and she abuses the situation by fondling you.

[wonder years]

bobtheturkey you are so odd the things you write about i think you are a bit loopy, def a screw loose somewhere !!!!

[sandrajo]

You put all the vibes out there for her bob that is why she went for it, i mean took her to bingo then bought her pie and chips, then of course your car broke done lol, what was she supposed to think?

[heathfield]

And was this the Over 60s Club Bring-and-Buy?

[daftpixie]

its your own fault for wearing slacks, honestly, have you no idea the effects that can have on a woman?! Dear god man

[mazie]

I think he should write a book, this is sensational stuff!

especially the bring and buy :o)

[enidblyton]

obviously this women could not control her passion for you it may be the aftershave which one was it Brut or Old Spice?

[DotH]

of all the moving heart rending tales I have read on here tonight Roberto this has to be by far the most emotive. it is good to read that the art of true romance is not lost amidst the futile ramblings of the confused youth. Oh and did u get a line or a full house? ( guess a full house would have meant the kebab shop eh?)

[mazie]

probably "Hi Karate" I think you can buy that at the bring and buy....what is a bring and buy, is it like a jumble sale?

[bobtheturkey]

i think my piston is faulty yes

[DotH]

are you sure it's not your big end Bob?

[rugeleyboy]

i think you should put a card in your local post office with a description of this wonderful woman, someone is bound to recognise her through some kind of means!!

perhaps also, you should hang outside the local mecca as she may frequent the premises now and again!!

i hope the cortina's ok....... has it got a pinto engine???

[TheMan]

Was it "Grab a granny day" bob by any chance?

Your not supposed to do it literally!!

[Ms.Hijinx]

bob you are brilliant i was so miserable before i read your post thanks for the cheer up btw you said she was wearing dungarees it wasnt that woman from rainbow was it who used to do songs with those 2 blokes?

[PinkFizz]

Bob - you should have told her that you are not that type of guy - and you have your reputation to think of!

[DotH]

How did Hijinx know you are a big Rod jane and freddie fan Bob? mmm, : )