i met this lady

[bobtheturkey]

down at the the local woman's institute bring and buy sale she was selling fruit scones and our eyes met over the Tupperware boxes, i took her to my local bingo club and we had pie and chips on the way home, my cortina is quite unreliable these days and sure enough it broke down, while i was under the bonnet fiddling, my date proceeded to come up behind me and grab my slacks in a very private area, i was very taken aback by this and told my lady friend that it was much too soon, she then pulled her dungarees back up and stormed off into the night clearly offended, what should i do? i cant get her out of my head and i see her lovely facial hair in my dreams and smell that slightly musky odour exclusive to women of that age i think i have made a terrible mistake :(

[Dollie]

Now now come come Bob - you can't 'dip your bread in' at both ends mate - choose quickly or risk losing them both ! Doll xx

[Cobra2]

Bob, if she was wearing dungarees then she probably mistook your long blond hair for a woman.

Get yourself a Steven Gerrard cut and that will solve the problem.

[Cobra2]

Was she a pensioner like you Bob