What do you have in your handbag?

[buff_lesbian]

I was clearing out my handbag today and I noticed jusy how much I had in there.In my handbag I have:
purse
pen
note pad
cigarettes
lighter
paracetemol
mobile
gloves( still in there from winter)
packet of chewing gum
i-pod
PDA
make-up bag
hair brush
tissues

I was wondering if it is just me or if anyone here has more in their handbag then me?I bet you do not!

[~posy-jo~]

thought u didn't have a girlfriend anymore?

[buff_lesbian]

Oh sorry lets extend it to all types of bags then we would not want men feeling left out now would we?Oh and I have perfume aswell in there.

[buff_lesbian]

She has dumped me!Hence why she is being so nasty to me.However if she really hated me she would not be calling me to talk to me.Give her a week I say!

[steviep165]

i was trying to set you up for joke you czech tw@t. if i'm ever seen with a manbag john has myy permission to kneel me down and blow my head offf. why aye man.

[PinkFizz]

Small bottle of vodka
automatic revolver
mobile phone
credit cards
keys to my ferarri
lipstick
Brad Pitt's mobile number on post it note(he was running late)

[steviep165]

sorry people, going back in the sun. time for a large southern comfort & lemonade. lots of ice.

[blue2]

I'm using a new bag for the first time which I got yesterday, it's gorgeous! So far only have:

a bottle of water
mobile
book 'The Traveller' (loving it so far!)
packet of polos
keys
bottle of Eternity
lighter
ciggs
brush

Give a day or so and I'm sure I will have accumulated a lot more!

[Eric Git]

HI,
I've gave up looking in my bag, it is like a black hoel and so I wasn't sure if I'd make it out alive. I'm thinking about looking in my desk draws, but I haven't built up the courage to do it yet, I'm too scared of what I might find.

[Champagne]

- Mobile phone
- Chanel sunglasses
- Givency make-up compact
- Chauffeur's telephone number scribbled on my pack of Vogue cigarettes
- Love letter from Brad Pitt telling me that he loves me more than PinkFizz

[butterfly23]

Wallet
Sunglasses
Small brush
Deodrant
Oyster card
Gym pass
Make up bag
Tissues
Hair clip
Phone
Pen
Apple
Umbrella
Sun screen

[whiffey]

3 tyre levers
Cycle inner tube
Darjeeling tea bag
Small bottle of Worcester Sauce
Rubber Mouse
Keys to my Lotus Exige (pukka)
Pen and notelets used for forging love letters from Brad Pitt to extremely silly people

(Only one of those is a porkie)

[PinkFizz]

Brad - what a two-timing b&&&ard!!!!!
Humph!!

[wonderwoman1]

purse
mobile
gym wrist band
chocolate buttons
sunglasses
keys
address book
diary
i pod nano
make-up bag
pen

[lilyfrog]

car keys
house keys
office keys
Elizabeth arden eight hour lip balm
Eczema cream
necklace
sunglasses
purse
3 loose bits of chewing gum
4 pens
2 x handcream
bobble
bank reciept
company paying in book
personal cheque book
company cheque book
joint account checque book
2 x 2p
2 x case of business cars
johnsonns holiday skin lotion
B+Q reciept
bus ticket
Diary
Coconut Oil Hair Shine
Maybeline great lash mascara
mirror
Ruby and Millie blusher
Lancome lip gloss
Dior Lip Gloss
cold sore cream
hair clip x 2
1/2 pack chewing gum
1/2 a pack of tic tacs
fire wire lead
ipod
CD
nailfile
2 x sanitary towel
felt tip
work ID
around 15 kirby grips
1 x NTL bill
3 business cards
all wrapped upin a Matthew Williamson Butterfly handbag

Phew - do I win?

[whiskeysheri]

Purse
Make-up bag
2 pairs of sunglasses (one pair from last year!!)
Digital camera
Credit card statement
Brush
Paying-in book
Keys
Mobile
Emergency mobile charger
Nurofen
Hundreds of receipts
... and 4 masonry nails! (WTF?!)

[sense4all]

Phone tucked into bra strap
Oystercard
Witness protection helpline number
Address of safehouse on rice paper post it ( incase I have to eat the evidence)
Security pass and keys to monastry.

[PinkFizz]

Good god lilyfrog!!!

[PinkFizz]

ok,seriously:

keys to my apartment on the French Riviera
Phone number of my Swiss Bank
Yves St Laurent mascara
Platinum Gold Amex Card
Cartier watch
One diamond earring(the other is dpwn the back of Brad's sofa...)

[steviep165]

keys in me left poke, tabs and chuddy in me right. cash in the back. love being a bloke.