ROFL @ PinkFizz!!! Hey, when you come to dig out your diamond ear-ring and discover a black lacy soiled thong, pop it in the post to me will ya? :o)
My bag really contains:-
- Swipe card for my office
- Jingly jangly set of house keys
- Keys for bike chain lock
- Hairbrush
- 2 x hair bands
- Hayfever eye drops
- Hayfever nasal spray
- Mini vaseline
- YSL mascara which is really gunky so I've just thrown it out!
- Santex compact deoderant
- Small safety pin
- Glass emory board
- Fioretti purse containing 3 pence and various cards
- An old confirmation receipt about the Tower of London music festival
- A �20 River Island voucher
- My timesheet for this week's work
- Christian Dior pink lip gloss
- Mobile phone
- Dust (because it contains no calories so you can eat as much dust as you like)