funny things

[bobtheturkey]

last night i heard someone say "text me and i will give you my number" whats the daftest thing you have heard recently? this person isn't very bright and does not get out much but it was still very funny :)

[laurence2]

I'm afraid its the mother-in-law again, i had a hangover the other day, and she said ''What caused that then''

[Craig007]

That reminds me of a scene in an episode of Only Fools and Horses where some bloke in the Nags Head says to Del Boy
" If you see Denzil tell him i tried to phone him but i dont have his number!"
Del replies " Does he have your number?"
The bloke says " No "
And Del says " I will tell him to phone you then!"

Cant think of the blokes character name but i do remember he was Irish! :o)

[$~Jeep~$]

It gets better bob,

Somebody challenged this, and the dim one then said "she can look my number up" !!

Two *****men:

1st man dials a number, "Hello, is that 2222?"

2nd man answering, "No, its double two, double two !"

1st man "Sorry to have troubled you"

2nd man "That's all right it was ringing anyway!"

[kick3m0n]

My mum walked into a shop in our town and asked for a "Vibrator, you know, to make your hair curly". Much confusion and embarrassed looks ensued until shop assistant realised mum meant a DIFFUSER for her hair dryer!

[whiffey]

Fortunately, she DID text me and now has my number again, much relieved.

[soozmac]

I used to work in a call centre for Motorola phones. We used to repeatedly get morons phoning us on their faulty mobiles, in order to prove what the problem was. A classic was the guy who couldn't hear what the other person was saying. So as I was trying to initiate the conversation ("Hello? hello? Is someone there?") he was shouting "You see? I can't hear you!"

One guy phoned up to moan that his mobile phone didn't have a calculator on it. His friend had bought a Nokia, and his had a calculator. I told the caller that he should have bought a Nokia then.

Me - what type of phone is it?
Caller - I don't know.
Me - well, is anything written on the phone?
Caller - Samsung.
Me - yes. You are of course aware that you are calling Motorola.
Caller - oh. (one guy even said "well, all mobiles are the same, aren't they?)

Then there are the ones who call you to arrange a repair, and when you ask them (without realising that they're on their mobile) to remove the battery on the mobile and give you the serial number, the line goes dead. I can just imagine them taking the battery out and then holding the phone back up to their ear and trying to continue the conversation.

I always say that, instead of just going into a shop and buying a mobile, you should be allocated one according to your IQ.