Trial by AB

[whiffey]

If there were to be a trial on here, which ABer (or more) do you think should be in the dock ? On what charge ?

Which ABers should make up the Jury of 12 Good Men, who should be the Judge ?

Assuming an unfavourable outcome for the defendant, who would be the Executioner ? I don't have a black cap but you can borrow my Ferrari hat and I'd like it back by home time.

[spk]

Pimms is perfect for me thanks eric. I brought my inflatable pillow you can have it but I might need to pass it on later we might be here a while

[Eric Git]

I think you're right, we will be here a long time as the evidence for the prosecution is great, but the defence hasn't got much

[mccfluff]

has the defendant done a runner, its gone awfully quiet, chocolate peanut anyone?

[Eric Git]

That will be another illegal immigrant that the Home Office has let loose into the community then. Thanks for the choccy peanut. Fancy a pimms?

[4getmenot]

I think whiffey has gone to Next :-)

[kazminx]

i still wanna be the torturer!!! i wanna wear all that kinky gear and whips and rubber boots and stuff...cherry anyone? ive just swallowed a stone!!!

[whiffey]

No, I just went to the Coop. SR is in an Anatomy lecture probably.

[redcrx]

probably looking for a new БЮСГАЛТЕР

[ugly_bob]

sorry, just had to pop to bank, did I miss anything. My round yet?

[raysparx]

I take it that means "dildo" eh red ????

[4getmenot]

No she meant whiffeys probably looking for a new БЮСГАЛТЕ 56;
:-)

[mccfluff]

go on then i'll have a pimms, thanks

[redcrx]

Ray! Im shocked that you could possibly think that Id mention dildos on here.

And no, its doesnt mean vibrator either ;)

[Eric Git]

Pimms all round then! If you need any torture equipment I've got loads. Believe it or not I live in the Tower of London and we've got plenty of equipment there.

[raysparx]

I'm sorry red,it must be my dirty mind,wondered why my head was throbbing !!!!

[Eric Git]

Have you seen that they are selling dildos in SUper Drug now, �50.00, for that price they must be excellent!

[raysparx]

I would be a dildo for free Eric, specially for some of the ladies on here, i'd have to stuff a duracell battery up me chuffer though to keep me goong !!!

[redcrx]

I much prefer mains powered rechargables, Batteries cost a fortune otherwise

[raysparx]

red, I beg you i will vibrate all night !!!!! xx

[ugly_bob]

I've got a petrol generator attached to a jack hammer here. Any good?

Sorry about the wait for the pimms, they had to go get more cucumber.
That any good?