how about this one then. i caught my 12 month old son eating his own poo last week! he didnt like it thought and spat it all back and gave it to me. That made 4getmenot laugh last week will it work for you?
I'm great thanks sam. and hey whats a week without a bloke. Some people just arent so lucky to even have a bloke think of that :-) And some people arent so lucky to have a week without theirs either :-)
A few weeks ago I was in my bathroom when I heard my bf shout my name, I poked my head round the door and shouted back to see what he wanted but got no reply. So I went downstairs to see what he wanted and he was lying on the sofa rolling around in hysterics - he'd farted really loud and it sounded like he'd shouted my name!
Sorry, it's a bit sick but always makes me chuckle!
How about this - when smimming last night, I was happily going along until I breathed wrong and got a whole load of water up my nose!!! As I was on my own I had to try hold it in until I got to other end where I then (quietly) started spluttering!!!!
awww thanks guys i feel lots better! and redrx yours made me laught the most mmmmm lovely poo (4 all u who are eating your dindins ) thanks guys love u all!xx