House parties

[4getmenot]

Following on from saxo-boi post. When you were young and went to house parties what is the worst thing someone has done where you've thought 'How are they gonna explain that to their parents' ? One I went to someone killed the fish by being sick in the tank and the quinea pig got drunk. And another someone (not me honest) got a broom and found some old bright blue paint in the garage and painted the outside of their lovely little farmhouse.

[OBonio]

One party the following happened :

Kitchen floor tiles were ripped up and relaid in the garage.
Glass topped kitchen table shattered.
Fire brigade called out at 2am (incurring �200 fine).
Police called out at 4am with messages of love and peace (go home or spend the night in the cells).

Halcyon days!

[redcrx]

I went to one where someone poo'd in the fishtank and put the fish in a pint glass in a kitchen cupboard. They got the dogs drunk too.
At my own (Im sure you may remember the trouble i got in) there were 2 minis racing around the trees the front lawn. Glasses of wee left around the garden. Strawberry bootlace sweets were stuck in video recorder, mums shoes, behind radiators (very sticky and messy) and were fed to dog who threw up everywhere.
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[redcrx]

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Someone spiked all the soft drink in the house causing me and my best mate to be drunk and work the next day (we didnt realise) and our little sis found a bottle of lilt, drank it and got very drunk too.
In my moment of wisdom i even had the party the day before mum and dad were due home.

[4getmenot]

I cant remember that, was I the one that drank the lilt?? Is that why I cant remember, although I remember drinking the punch.

[jiggy-gb]

The worst thing I did when younger at a house party was to throw up in the airing cupboard, all over the lovely fresh towels and bedding, it went behind the boiler as well apparently, stank for months... I wasn't invited back for some reason either!
At the same party somebody went a snooping and discovered the 'toys' of the parents, much to the horror of the girl who was throwing the party.

[JOEYGREEN]

When we were at school, we went to a party of a girl who unfortunately had some sort of growth the size of a malteser on her nose. At her house was a large painting of her when she was younger (minus the growth). It took pride of place on a wall in the dining room. After the drinks had been flowing a while we noticed that someone had got hold of a black marker pen and drew a massive blob on her nose on the painting. Her mum and dad must've gone mad and it wasn't a very nice thing to do..... (tiny tiny bit funny though).

[redcrx]

little sis drank the lilt. she was 5 or 6 at the time. You had all been to devon on holiday.

[redcrx]

dont know if you remember the guy who used to work with dad who was a bit of a prankster.
2 of the best stories he had were:
a) one party was at a lovely country house of some rather rich friends. They had a indoor pool which the owners wife was very proud of. As everyone arrived at party they were told that 'no persons are allowed in the pool'
A few hours later after a few too many drinks he and his mates herded a bull from a nearby field into the pool, mud and all.

[redcrx]

b) another country party he used heavy chains to tie a few cars to large oak trees outside the house. no-one could work out why cars werent moving. Mind you as a few were drunk it served a good purpose.

[redcrx]

oh Joey,
i was waiting for you to say someone had stuck a malteser on the picture, but marker pen? OMG her parents mustve gone crazy at that

[JOEYGREEN]

ha ha. A malteser would've been hilarious...and at least it wouldn't have ruined the picture. I know, they must've gone mad. I want to say that it wasn't funny but I have been telling people about it ever since that day (must be about 10 year ago now) and everyone laughs. Poor girl.

[Rubyrose]

We had a few at school and some girl smashed a few windows with a hammer! Another girl put the handle of a hammer in her.... ahem!!!!!!

[4getmenot]

JOEY if I could give you ten stars I would for that one. Probably not nice for the girl but hilarious for others. It reminds me of a wedding I went to and a boy we all know has a big mole on his neck probably about an inch wide and he was best man. But there was also another best man and as he stood up he had a beefburger stuck to the side of his neck!! made everyone crack up :-)

[JOEYGREEN]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4getmenot that was absolutely hilarious!!!!! I know its cruel but that is my sense of humour to a tea. ha ha ha.

[redcrx]

4getmenot thats not funny!!!! (PMSL)

[whiskeysheri]

LOL @ JOEY & 4getmenot! My dad has a pack of huge red stickers here at work for pretty much the same purpose. They must all dread coming to work with a spot. x

[4getmenot]

So Joey 'how you doing?' :-)

[turboped]

Went to a party once where a load of bikers crashed it and sprayed the wall paper with hairspray and set fire to it.

[Supernick]

I remember rocking back in a chair and putting it straight through the wall leaving a gaping hole. I could cover the gaping hole up (which was about a foot wide), but not the bits of plaster all over the floor. So I ran outside with it all, and found the garden pond which looked really deep in the pitch black, and threw it in. The next day it was apparent that the pond was less than a foot deep, and the white plaster was clearly visible.......next to the dead fish ;( Disaster.

[Supernick]

Someone once relieved themselves in a massive bowl of punch that we'd made as well. I had about 15 glasses of that stuff.