will this day ever end?

[fms]

ive been at work for bloody ages and im still here slowly losing the will to live if i dont go home soon im going to do somethin really silly any ideas?????

[maxpower06]

go home?

[Lore]

You're going to pop on a Mr Bobby suit and wobble around the place making daft noises and scaring innocent people?

[maxpower06]

OR you could see how many people you can annoy by going up behind them and shouting POOM down their ear in a high pitched voice.

[Lore]

*legs it back into thread and chucks an 'L' to make it read

Blobby
not Bobby!!!*

[blondebird]

well i don't have any ideas but I know the day will end as it is Monday tomorrow.

[mnko]

OUT OF OFFICE AUTO REPLIES

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

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7. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.

[fms]

cant go home till evryone els has
but the mr blobby costume has possibilties so does runningaround waving my arms about like a demented seagull wibble wibble *twitch*

[larkin]

Walk sideways everywhere .

[fms]

nice touch guys the plot is slowly returning as the minutes go by and my dinner gets closer

[John_Virgo]

why dont you drink some bleech?

[twain11]

Yeah sucking off Mr blobby

[Slok]

Poke yourself in the eye with a hot knife

[Slok]

Pretend your a bird, jump out the window of the office thinking you can fly and land on your head

[crete]

try doing some work !

[petes_dragon]

Aaaaggghhh!!! Still got another hour to go at work!

I'm so bored - doing offline work, so it's really easy & only gotta make 6 calls per hour & can't call out after 9pm so I'm really bored just waiting for the phone to ring!!

A xXx

[steviep165]

set fire to the fire station, then put it out single handed.
instant hero.
grown men cry. women throw underwear.

[Lore]

aawww did it end? what time did you finish? I missed it :o(

hope you took pictures of the Mr Blobby thing!!