funniest joke

[dundana66]

what is the funniest joke that you have ever heard and why?

[wonder years]

i can never remember jokes that i hear

[Paul22118]

An eminent surgeon is standing over a corpse and says to his gathered medical students "There are two attributes to becoming good doctors. One is respect for people who are ill and the second is good observation."
At this point he sticks a finger up the corpe's bottom and then puts his hand his mouth and licks a finger.
"There he says. Now you do it."
The students one by one, although astonished place a digit in the appropriate place and then licks that finger.
When the last has finished the proffessor says to the gathered crowd, "You see one must have respect and one must be observant. Those of you who are observant - and none are- will have noticed I used my index finger to probe and my middle finger to lick!"
"Let that be a lesson to you."

anon.

[rugeleyboy]

the funniest joke i ever heard and still remember after all these years is far to political for the AB!! the reason why its funny is because it showed the stupidity if those involved........... and my son laughs at it when i tell him!!

[Dollie]

three policeman sitting under the seesaw in the park - little lad comes along and says 'wot yer doing down there' - the policemen say 'we've been tipped off' Laugh ??
I nearly wet me knickers !!! Doll x

[country_boy]

did you hear about the limpet that went to the disco?


He pulled a mussell!

Well it's the only clean one I can think of!

[girlygirl]

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/64 89/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

Thanks Lonnie!!!

[ermintrude35]

...2 snowmen in a field, one says to the other "can you smell carrots?"...

...2 cows in a field and one says to the other " moo"...the other replies " I was gonna say that!"...

...2 fish in a tank, one says to the other " do you know how to drive this thing?"....

[*ALFIE*]

dundana66 - I sh@ged your mother

[cameo]

girlygirl - that was so funny!!!

[girlygirl]

I would love to take the credit but can't as it's Lonnies in Quizzes & Puzzles, it made me laugh though!!! :O)

[larkin]

girliegirl. You think that is funny ? LOL :-D Me too !

[sithlord]

Doctor to patient in hospital bed. "Mr Smith, i,ve got some good news and some bad news". Patient "Oh tell me the bad news". Doctor "I'm afraid we've had to amputate both your legs!". "Oh no!" says Mr Smith "whats the good news?" Doctor "The man in the next bed want's to buy your shoe's!!!"

[ms.skippy]

ALFIE....i shagged yours as well,,,thats where i got the idea for a funny joke from

[ms.skippy]

lesbians will be lesbians wont they

[carrust]

What does Dr Who have with his pizza ?

[alijangra]

An unhappy horse walks into a bar. Barman asks 'why the long face?'

[miffy63]

Seven dwarves in the bath feeling happy...............so happy got out. Boom! Boom!

[TTG]

What;s ET short for?

Because he has little legs.

[thewhitevanm]

a man goes for an iterview at a farriers and the guy asks have you shoed meny horses and the guy says.....no but i once told a donky at blackpool to f>xk off !!!

[bimbim]

2 cows in a field . i says to the other "so what do you think about this mad cow disease? " 2nd cow "doesn't bother me i'm a squirrel"