whiffey are you trying with your comebacks. You can surely do better than this. All joking aside - it is terrible - you need to up your game sweetpea if you want to take me on.
Whiffey just can't stand not being in the limelight. He/she/It bores me to be honest. Stop being a turkey and get off your high horse. I'd rather fall down the stairs than listen to your monotonous comments..........
Sorry naz, didn't spot that, well Colin is still in the pub and Melanie from No 6 is expected back soon, but I've left a key under the buddleia just in case.