is anyone awake?

[mccfluff]

sorry i know it a 'Chat' q but i'm bored

[daftpixie]

Im awake. Im bored. Got any jokes mccfluff?!!!

[mccfluff]

no jokes hun just booooorrrrreeeeeeeeddd need some entertainment

whats yellow and dangerous?

[Miss-read]

a banana with a shot gun?

Am bored too!

[mccfluff]

nooooo shark infested custard

[Miss-read]

a man goes on holiday, trying to pull women of course! He see this French man surrounded by women. He goes up to this French man and says how do you pull the women.

The French man replies "it izz eazy put a potato down the front of your trunks, it drivez the women crazy"

So the man goes away, puts the potato down his trunks, and waits for the women.

But they are run away in disgust.

Anyway, the man goes back to the French man and says "look I have put the potato down my trunks, and the women are running away.

The French man replies............."try putting it down the front of your pants instead"

Well I tried :)

[daftpixie]

This may make you chuckle, I laughed so much I nearly bought a round!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty/

[Miss-read]

trunks not pants!

Always was crap at telling jokes :(

[Miss-read]

daftpixie, the boy will regret that ad for the rest of his life!

[mccfluff]

thanks hun

[mccfluff]

actually got to ask if there are girlies or men on here does anyone fancy a bitch?

[Miss-read]

me!

[mccfluff]

go on then?

[harriman]

I'm not the only nocturnal person here then!

"What's the first sign of madness?"

"......Suggs coming up your drive!"


its the best I can do for this time of night

[BigBishop]

I've just woken up, if that helps?

[mccfluff]

lol BB, been up for hours, the cat won't let me sleep past 7 :-(

[BigBishop]

Mine used to do that when they were kittens, luckily they've grown out of it!

[mccfluff]

she's 6 tho!

[kipchik]

You oughta trade her in for a dog!

[mccfluff]

kipchik, that's just mean, and what gives you the idea i make the rules! I'm mearly the human sale allowed to reside along side her and pander to her many whims

[kipchik]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!