I had an interview yesterday afternoon, then a 2nd interview this morning where I was told I've got the job! That has to be the fastest job offer in history!
Who wants to come to my celebratory party? I'll provide the drinks, if you all bring an item of food with you. Shall we do fancy dress too?
Sorry, couldn't reply as I was busy stuffing my face with pavlova...
I've just put on me 'Agadoo' record and Russ Abbott is lined up next. Look out for me at the party. I'll be the one on the bouncy castle dressed as a Sumo wrestler with a sprig of mistletoe on a coat hanger above me head so I can snog all the boys!
Well done you, I will have a glass to raise to your new job. Here's a big bowl of coronation chicken and a rice salad.
I will come as the wicked witch of the west ( kids still on holiday ) so not much tweaking of current outfit required.
Yes crete you can bring a friend, so long as he's aged 25-30, good looking with a tan and a fit body.
And yes, Whiskey, he does have a sense of humour. After he offered me the job I said, "Great! Can I take the rest of the day off to celebrate?". He laughed at that. I didn't see what was funny.
Do you have gorgeous, single male friends too Whiffey? Even better. Bring 'em! BRING 'EM! Or you could bring along your buddy, russian, 'cos we'll need something to use as a pinata.