Describe yourself

[Sebass]

I'll go
I am about 6'2 with dark hair cut short, I have green eyes and look better with a bit of stubble, my favourite part of my body is my legs asnd my arms as I work out alot and they are very toned. I also like my eyes and cheekbones as friends tell me I could be a model. Tell me a bit about yourselves.

[suzi-q]

Time for me to go home now. Having worked hard all afternoon of course!!!

Good luck on your date Boo - whoever you choose!

Dont forget to brush your chin hairs.

[B00]

Whilst I admit sue, you sound very appealing.....i'm afraid you can't quite compete with an Aldi carrier bag filled with stray cats, now i'm sorry if this hurts your fragile ego, but it had to be said.

Ahhhh tangley.....you're one of THOSE kinda perverts are you?

[noxlumos]

Does this Godlike creature that's come to dwell amongst us remind anyone else of the Russian, with it's absolute self devotion?
I'm male, 6'ft , medium length dark hair, 12 stone ish, blue eyes, all my own teeth and quite physically fit , for what it's worth.

[B00]

Ta susie...actually I think me lucks in today, I've got two of em on the go 'ere.

It's amazing what putting your teeth in and liberally rubbing yourself down with Swarfega will achieve isn't it?

Have a great night Susie :-)

[Tanglefert]

hahahahaha i haven't had this much fun since i sobered up....

[sue11]

But.....surely the russian is a female lesbian......does that mean he has been lying to us....???

[B00]

Oh really noxy???

Gerrin line, you can be number 3!

[sue11]

Boo I have to hand it to you, Swarfega? Wow! I can't compete with that..

[China Doll]

Hey Boo... share the love! Lol!!

[noxlumos]

I'll look forward to my turn Boo :)

[B00]

Corrrrr, this Swarfega is powerful stuff!

Thank Gawd I didn't go down the Eu -Du- WD40 route, I'd be beatin' em off with a stick!

[joko]

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[shaneystar2]

This just proves I need some new reading glasses when I first read this I thought it said "I'm 62 " !

[B00]

joko- was that a subtle hint that I waffle too much? aint tellin' me anything I don't already know ;-)


And I'm onto you Shaney- you thought that If Sebass 'ere was 62 you'd be able to steal him off me didn't you?

[shaneystar2]

OOh I say Boo ..and to think ..I nearly dragged poor Robinia out of the Biddybank to weigh him up !!

[B00]

heh, I knew it...ya floosy Shaney!

[maggot4life]

me:

physically: 5ft 11, slim long black hair up 2 my waist toned, 7 tatoos on arms, slim face, no peculiar feactures, i have blue eyes, dark brown hair which i dye black, i dress in black combat pants, i wear metal band tee's, i am calm, reserved, emotional, smart, concerned, destroyed, i can play 3 instruments, my manhood is rather big, i am half caste race my mums white and my dad is indian, i like metal music, i am engaged, my temper isnt short, i dnt belive in revenge i drive 2 fast, i dnt look at other women, i like my own, i am worried abt my hair staying straight in the rain, i love headbanging, i wana get my fiance up the duff, im 23, i run alot, i like slipknot more than life, because im pale and i have dark hair people look at me funny i wud never cut my hair, i dnt believe in wat i havent seen such as ghouls, god, fantasies.

i like money but dnt have enough, i believe life is abt systematicness, i think men are worse then women [edit by ABED]
as a person i am pollite, driven, sensistive, on time, i spit 2 much wen i drink booze, i dnt smile with teeth, i hate tatoos on women, i like piercings on women, i hate people who trt hard 2 be something like all these youngsters tryn 2 bd 50cent or mr hipty hopy or watever

i dnt like airpots i dnt like delays, i hate wen i see fat old men lookn at women much younger i hate wne they buy chinese women online

me = HUBBY, METALLER, HEALTHY, STRONG, UNIQUE, SENSITIVE, TAKE NO **** OFF ******* ON HERE

[joko]

no, not you BOO, i meant the tediosity of our new hunk sebass'tard, going on about how gorgeous he is ( again)

though...now you mention it... ;o)