Describe yourself

[Sebass]

I'll go
I am about 6'2 with dark hair cut short, I have green eyes and look better with a bit of stubble, my favourite part of my body is my legs asnd my arms as I work out alot and they are very toned. I also like my eyes and cheekbones as friends tell me I could be a model. Tell me a bit about yourselves.

[B00]

Bu88er off with ya describing.....see ya last post....ya can see for yourself, describing takes far too much effort!

[redcrx]

wheres the question?

i like my feet, theyd look best whilst kicking your scrawny little backside off this site.

who cares what you look like?

[Sebass]

I have a work filter on all picture hosting sites so I can't view any pictures or photos from tiny poic and such others

[B00]

Oh well, that's you goosed then innit? LOL

do you fancy being my toy boy? Huh? Huh? If that's a yes, give me plenty of warning will you and I'll shave me chin before out date :-)

[Tanglefert]

green eyes huh....interesting....how can anyone see them while ur head is rammed so firmly up ur own tail pipe?

[B00]

do you mind not giving grief to my potentil date tanglely? it's very offputting you know and I think I've scored 'ere....
stop being so selfish....

thanks :-)

[China Doll]

I'm stunning... just like you of course! Lol!! Muppet xx

[suzi-q]

I think this guy is funny. When I first read it I thought he meant he was 62 yrs old. but then I realised 6 foot 2. At least he thinks hes lovely.

[B00]

you think he's funny eh susie? You tryin to muscle in on ma fella?????

gerroff, get ya own!

[suzi-q]

well its not often that such a modest guy comes along. He prob checks himself out in every shop window he passes. Just as long as he doesnt bump into anything while doing so. Have you shaved yer pits in honour of the date? and what you gonna wear - has to be something special after all :)

[B00]

Shave ma pits? oh 'eck, you think I have to go that far??? I'm shavin me chin, what more does he want...jam on it?

[Sebass]

I can wear anything and still look a million dollars.

[B00]

yes we know sweetheart....you are yummy personified....now....where you taking me tonight?

[suzi-q]

Boo you better be ready for all the girls in his office to be jealous as hell. They might not like you moving in on their top guy. You might have to fight them off.

[B00]

Ahhhh I'm prepared for that susie....why do you think I carry this carrier bag filled with naffed off cats? I'ts not purely for decoration you know- anyone annoys me, they get a faceful of furry hissing fury!

[Tanglefert]

But boo, i'm trying to make him look daft...thus making myself look all the more attractive to u

[suzi-q]

Thats funny !!! and if Seb pees you off tonight you can always launch the bag at him - being careful not to mess up his hair of course.

[B00]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, I see tangley...silly me!

what drew you to me? Was it the hairy chin? Ma pit forestation? No wait I know...it's the bag of cats isn't it?

[sue11]

Boo I am afraid that as a Julia Roberts lookalike and a Miss Junior Pontin winner to boot, then Sebass will surely want to go on a date with me?

[Tanglefert]

the bag of cats on ur chin, yes :(