take a sicky - excuses

[spaced]

I think over the last few yrs I have now run out of good excuses for a sick days- have stomach ache, cold, toothache, headache/migraine, feel sick.

Has anyone got any good, rarely used ones that I may keep and use in the future?

[jno]

Munchausen's syndrome

[claireyfairy]

this is REALLY bad but I once took about a week off work using this.
On my mobile I changed my friends number so it had my little sisters name then got her to call my fone while I was at work. I then pretended that it was my sisters friend calling me in a panic saying that my sister had been run over and was at the hospital! my boss drove me to the hospital and I made out that my sister was in a bad way and unconscious for about three days!!!! I got my sisters permission before I used that one! - incidentally I hated that job!!!!

[PinkFizz]

Clairefairy - that is naughty!! lol

I once pretended that my dog had been run over and I had to take him to the emergency vet! I didn't even have a dog!!

[crete]

tell the truth you just cant be bothered to come in to work, lol

[spaced]

i'll try that one crete

[mandimoo]

are your m or f?
cystisis - can be used for either
severe menstrual pains
personal problems - this ones a good one, cos you shouldnt have to elaborate, specially good if you keep going in ruff after a good night out!